Novel & Cerita Funny Pirate Quotes

Just like the rest of his mates, average body of an alcoholic and unhealthy diet pirate, the Second Mate bravely spit out his words. It’s their inside joke. They, pirates, are usually stealing and hording women for their own lust and personal desires, and now . . . Searching for allies was never their doings. Captain Black Beard gives him the looks of great darkness and lust of spitting off his blood in his veins. “Are you ready to get your head off from your neck?” “N-No, c-captain.” Scared, trembling voice came out from his mouth while trying to straighten up his words into fix sentence. “Forgive me.”

They'd been waiting for this news. “They’re pirates,” Lord Harnwick drawls from his position near the front, not bothering to hide the satisfaction in his voice. His round face is flushed with vindicated pleasure, his small eyes bright with malice. "Should anyone really be surprised that they struggle to follow laws not carved into driftwood with rusty knives?" His words trigger a cascade of cruel laughter, the sound bouncing off the marble walls like thrown stones. Someone behind him adds in a voice pitched to carry: "You can't expect wolves to behave like lambs in the shepherd's fold."

she says her voice hard His eyes pop open, a smirk taking over his features, he turns to me on the floor, his eyes moving across the crowd of his men, all of them waiting in anticipation. They probably want to get their hands on this money so badly and share it amongst themselves, “greedy ass motherfuckers” I whisper to myself “Did you say something?” The head pirate turns to me with a brow raised, with a threatening posture “I didn’t say anything,” I grunt out still looking up at him as his men hold me down “I thought so” he spits, the saliva landing on me, this being the second time I’m being spat on today. “Now girlie, I would accept your generous offer” he pauses with a wide smile on his

"Why?" "He's arrogant and self-centered," Pirate murmured, the words clipped, as if holding back more than he let show. I turned to him. "Oh, you like him.." He spat out his orange juice. "That's what you got from what I said?" "Okay, fine. You tell me then," I said, taking a bite of eggs. Weird vibes, just saying, like him? He laughed.

’ She walked away from the deck. Two fishermen sailed quietly on the sea. One of the fishermen spoke in the calmness of the night to one of the pirates, who trying to sleep. ‘How was your party?’ ‘What party?’ The pirate said, wondering. Captain Casablanca interrupted, ‘He is drunk. Can’t you see he’s sleeping already?’ The pirate was confused by the Captain statement, and he immediately queue into the scene, pretending to be really drunk. ‘Can’t you see he’s drunk?’ Other pirates got wind of the scene too, and act along, laughing, and talking.

The man sighs, but moves to sit by Cherum in the spot I had just left, leaving Jack and me alone. “I’m sorry, lass. I’ve got only one glass,” Jack lifts it to show me. “Why don’t we share it then?” I bat my eyelashes, flirting in my usual way, though he’s too tipsy to care much. “A pirate never shares what’s his,” he leans in to whisper, “he takes what he wants, then never lets it go.” A small smirk plays on my lips. “I declare this mine then,” I steal the glass from in front of him. “Thank you for reminding me, Jack, what a pirate should live by.” Steal what you want, and never let it go.

“Not a.” “Not a pirate?” I laughed, and the sound hurt us both. “I am what kept me alive.” He found the whip end of authority because men do when they are losing the argument that matters. “Those pirates.” He spat the word for the first time and then used it again because it made him feel taller. “Those men will be hung for their crimes. They have stolen, they have killed, they have.”

When Natasha laughs and hums the melody to that well-known pirate song as we leave the island far behind with stolen goods, I can't help but stifle a laugh. My mate is wild.

At the same time, coming out of the deck of the ship, the pirate captain were puzzled upon seeing all his crew stopping the ship and even laughing at the sea. “Wait..why are we stopping?…is that?!…it Sea Cheta!!…FUCKING MINDLESS GOON!!!…WHO STOPPED THE SHIP!!…I’M GONNA SKINN YOU ALIVEE!!!…..GGAAHHH!!!…”. ...

One of the pirates said and the others grunted in agreement. "I bet you she feels better than the whores we had at Tampe Bay," Another said. "I don't know about that. I mean those women were exotic," Another replied and went to sit by the side of the ship with a cup full of ale. "I mean, their breast looked like watermelons and tasted sweet too..." He said again but before he could finish what he was saying, he fell backwards and screamed as he hit the water. The others laughed out loud thinking that their colleague had tripped over the ship because he was disoriented from being so drunk.