Captain Underpants George Beard Novels & Stories

Natalia "Out tonight?" Gail, my ride-or-die roommate, purred from the bathroom door of our dorm, giving me those puppy dog eyes she knew I couldn't resist. But resist I must. I was booked tonight, a date of the blind variety, with some faceless guy I'd met online. "Remember? Online guy. Serial killer enthusiast?" I reminded her. Gail’s dark hair was tied up in a bun, ready to hit the town or any frat party on the menu. She pouted, making her green eyes look all sad and shit.

His shyness scared people away… With a frown, his mind returned to poor Debbie. Good thing that child-molesting asshole was already dead or he'd kill him. He actually wished that the asshole was still alive so that he could torture the bastard and THEN kill him. Beast popped his neck and several of the prisoners under his care were unsure of what to make of the giant, scarred, guard that smirked one minute and scowled the next. One thing was for certain; the sight of him alone assured that none of them would be stepping out of line.

I flinched. "I can't help it. I must be some kind of deviant." George picked up his ass and slid his shorts off. His cock flicked back up, hard, the head was almost purple. I'd seen his cock hard before when he let me spy on him while he was fucking Lucy. He was bigger than me, probably almost eight inches, and cut, like mine. The head of his cock was big, much bigger than the shaft. A real helmet and so smooth. A drop of pre-cum rested at the tip.

Soon, George tore off my nurse outfit, exposing my entire body right in front of him. He stared at me with lust gleaming in his eyes. I could feel goosebumps all around me. This was too embarrassing. He lowered his head, opened his mouth, and sucked on my sweetspot. After a moment of tasting, he jumped up in excitement. "She's extremely delicious. Much more than any humans that I've ever tried." Then, he touched his crotch. "I think I'm having a little reaction down there." George turned to Daniel and asked, "You said that she has a great suction function, yeah? Teach me."

The boy stared at him with his knitted brows. "Dada and mama Bee owd(old) man watch pown(porn)? No beawd(beard) dada, no beawd(beard) mama Bee '' Theo matter of factly exclaimed, rendering Carl speechless. "You just dig your grave" Earth whispered and smirked at his brother who just rolled his eyes on him. "Yes, dada and mama Bee are not old and they have no beard so they will not watch porn. They will love each other and talk" Carl carefully explained while Theo is intently staring at his face.

I moved my hand in a vulgar way and heard Chad suck in his breath. “Stop,” he said under his breath so only I could hear him. I didn’t heed his warning. I was feeling stronger, and I was mad. “Got to have a whip to make a girl look at you?” I taunted. “What’s wrong with you, George? You have a teeny weenie?”

I said softly to Clark and Ian and they both nodded in understanding. I went to Kelly and she scoffed when she saw me. She was about to leave, but I grabbed her arm. "What do you want now George?" she asked while trying less to conceal the irritation in her voice. "Look, I just want to apologise to you---" "The great, popular Georgia Brooks is apologising to me? What happened suddenly? Did the sun rise from the east?" "The sun does rises from the east, but that's not the point here anyway. I'm really sorry for sort of making you feel uncomfortable. It was actually a compliment, you do have good boobs though," I almost whispered and she stared at me weirdly.

This had become my addiction, lying face down on the bed, taking in every scent that lingered, making sure that I didn’t dull it with mine. I was turning pathetic wasn’t I? I grabbed the console, maybe a quick game would take a few things off my mind, the door banged open, Caleb walked in with a smile on his face. “Captain!” his cheerful voice filled the room.“Not now Caleb,” I grumbled. He let out a low chuckle. “Don’t be like that. If someone hears they would think I am a bug. And you know that I am anything but a bug...” “Caleb,” I called out in a low tone, my voice drawing his attention to me. “You are a bug, in fact, if there was a way to take you off the earth, you would be the first p

Bright curiously swiped his phone, tapped the message and his eyes widened with excitement. "I got it, Boss. I know how to caption it," he said with a mischievous smile. "Tell me what the caption will be," George curiously asked. "They seemed to just realize that marriage is sweet." George laughed and said, "You are truly a troublemaker." He smiled and added, "I will tag all the eligible spinsters and say, 'I hope you are warming up." George could not contain his laughter. "Just leave and do what you like."

“Word on the street is that his girlfriend found out he’s... not as blessed as he likes to act.” I stared. “What?” “Apparently,” Aunt George leaned in like she was telling a ghost story, “his dick’s the size of a pinky.” I slapped a hand over my mouth but couldn’t stop the laugh that exploded from me. “Oh my God! Are you serious?!” “That’s what I heard,” she said with a shrugged. “Well, serves him right!” I grinned. “He always acted like he was God’s gift to women. Imagine the embarrassment.” “I know, right?” she agreed with a smug nod. “And speaking of neighborhood drama... remember Mr. Brown?”