DIRTY, ROTTEN SEXCAPADES (Er0tica Collection)
"Oh, I'm not sitting down! When you made me stick my Swarovski-encrusted vibrator up your ass and you whimpered that I was the only one you ever let do that because you loved me, was that you just 'dicking around'?"
The restaurant erupted. I heard a woman gasp, "Oh my heavens," and a man at the bar actually choked on his martini.
"Keep your voice down!"
"I can't believe you!" My voice cracked, and the tears finally started to spill, ruining my perfect eyeliner. "I left Peter Stalinski for you in tenth grade, and now that guy works on rockets, William. Rockets! I gave you the best, hottest years of my life! For what? For you to dump me at a dessert table? And after I gave you that world-class