Chained To The Don
"Okay, I'm banned from, Tennessee, Mississippi, North Dakota, South Dakota, Myrtle Beach, Bush Gardens and Europe."
He stops writing. "Europe? As a whole?"
I nod. "Yes, the ECHR, voted uniamiously. I'm no good for Europe."
He shakes his head in disbelief.
After Darya and Sergei committed about 17 counts of public indecency, we decided to stop watching and eat some crappy bar food for no reason.
"Oh, and Cancun," I shout, remembering. "And the Maldives-I am not welcome in the Maldives anymore."
I snort, remembering. "Ever."
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