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MARCELENE “Cheers!!!” My girls and I shouted, happily clinking our beer glass together. We were smiling and laughing hysterically, as Ash won't stop making a joke about her recent talking stage. It was so funny that despite how horrible I was feeling I couldn't stop laughing that I felt my cheeks starting to hurt badly. I'm very sure if I were in her shoes I would have hit the guy on the head with my heels. No offense, I'm the feisty one in our girl group.

hate drinking and getting drunk, they have never seen her drunk when they were in college, she goes to club with Lizzy because she has to bring back Lizzy drunk ass home. "Party spoiler." Lizzy teased. "Call me what ever you want Lizzy but if you get drunk, I won't take you home including you kath."Lora warned. "Okay." Kathleen and Lizzy agreed.They both know she can't leave here without them. Lizzy poured the vodka into their shot glasses. "What are we cheering to?" "Cheers to heart break."Kathleen suggested sadly "No we can't cheers to that, it will ruin the mood." Lizzy said. "Cheers to Kathleen looking pretty today and always."Lora raised her glass. "Yeah, cheers to that bitches!"Lizzy

Andy stopped laughing with a gasp. "Hy…what?" "You laugh a lot, it suits you. Let's not forget you look like and behave like one." Mordecai laughed the loudest, smacking Andy's head to exaggerate his mockery. "But, I'm human," Andy whined. "You are? How come I didn't know?" She scoffed. "Own it, babe," Chelsea cheered, falling her weight to the counter as she continued laughing. "Don't encourage her!" Chelsea raised her hands innocently.

Chester did not know whether he should laugh or cry, so he laughed and nodded. “That’s more like it.” Dax let out a smile, walked over, and lightly punched Chester’s shoulder before magically fished out two bottles of white wine. “Here you go, Chester. Drink up.” “Haha! You cheeky b*stard! Wanting to compete with me on drinking I’m weak!” Chester wobbly stood up. “Yes, yes, yes! I’m not your elder brother if I don’t make you drink till you drop!” “Wow, you’re one to boast! Let’s drink!” Dax took two small chairs over before fishing out a can of peanuts and some snacks from his pocket.

By then they were all on Faceb*ok live and the whole pack was watching them act like horn dogs. BWAHAHAHAHA. “You enjoying the dish and the song together, Sweetheart ?” Chester chuckled before pecking my lips and joining me on the sofa. “Yeppity yep yep,” I sassed. “Who needs to go to Vegas when these duffers are here to give a full on “Cookie” experience,” I chuckled. “God tell me about it,” Chester groaned. “Ryder and Zane would not shut up yapping about pregnancy jokes and Dad jokes,” he complained. “Plus I seriously never thought that I shall be the one getting pregnant,” he grunted.

Ladies wine for the girls and vodka for us. "Okay, cheers!" "Cheers!" We all chuckled and gave each other a high five. "All for one! One for all!" we shouted merrily. Sam, as the clown of our group, was throwing plenty of jokes and funny stories while we were eating, and we could not help but laugh out loud. I looked at Jeyah and I know she was also enjoying herself, although she was just silent most of the time. Maybe because she is still new to the group and still in the process of getting to know us.

He was in a coma for a week. When he finally woke up, I cried harder than anyone. Told him I'd never leave, no matter what. But feelings shift. Fast. And cheating? That's a line you don't come back from. I tore up every photo, one by one, and chucked them in the trash. "What are you doing?!" I hadn't even heard Derrick walk in. He looked at the shredded photos, eyes glassy. "Why'd you tear them up? Are you mad?"

I say exited "Let's make a cheers to taking out the trash" ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

Jax: What he said Gage: damn cockblocks Maci: cue eyeroll🙄😆 Dylan: LMFAO TATQUEEN: 😂😂😂😂😂😂 TRAVIS: Ya'll are too much 😂😂😂 LINA: CONGRATS GIRL!!! ARI: WOOOOHOOOO!!! CHASE: WAY TO KNOCK HER UP BRO!! TOMMY: I FEEL LIKE IF I ROLL MY EYES ANYMORE THEY'LL GET STUCK WYATT: DON'T WORRY WILL AND I WILL KNOCK EM BACK FOR YOU CASS: DAMN IDIOTS