Cheesy Valentine's Day Pick-up Lines Novels & Stories

22 Rosie Valentine’s Day sneaked up on me before I even realized what date it was and suddenly the café was decorated with cheap pink streamers and plastic hearts hanging from the ceiling, full of couples whispering across tables and holding hands and looking at each other like they were the only two people in the world.

Eugene didn't linger and immediately pulled his lips away. As he stepped back, Valentine touched his own lips with his fingers. Eugene quickly spoke before the heated killer could put a bullet in his head. "Cherry." "..." Though he gave the answer, Valentine just stood still, fidgeting with his lips. Eugene anxiously added: "Since I didn't directly taste the candy, it shouldn't be considered cheating." "..." Valentine still remained silent. Eugene thought about how to twist his body to maximize his chances of survival if shot, rather than provoking him further. The probability of avoiding instant death and being taken to a hospital as well.