Cheesy Pickup Lines Novels & Stories

"You're going to shoot me?" Finn's face looks devilish as he delivers the punch line. "Yeah, full of my cum," and then he does that one eyebrow lift thing men do. My uncontrolled laughter has me choking again and he pounds on my back as I reach for a drink. "That is the cheesiest thing you have ever said. I hope you've never used that line on a girl." "Oh come on, it wasn't so bad." He emphasizes the word come and then laughs with me.

"Oh, Liam, you're so cheesy," Desiree chuckled, rolling her eyes at a food joke Liam had just told while he drove her home after their dinner date. "I am?" he chuckled too, taking his eyes briefly off the road. "Well, I can get even cheesier than that." "You don't say." "Okay, how about this one: 'You’re the pizza of my life. You have everything I need: cheese, sauce, and a crust that makes me go nuts.'"

Tess asked again. The guy widened his eyes. His mouth gaped as he looked awkwardly at Tess and Adaline. "Oh, come on. I know you and your friends are making a bet. I've known it all along," Tess replied, and the guy chuckled nervously, scratching his neck. "Can I get your phone numbers?" The guy finally asked, handing his phone to Tess. "Sure, but don't spam us, okay? Especially don't bother us with cheesy pickup lines. I'm a materialistic girl, so I prefer gifts rather than cheap compliments. So, are you still up for it?" Tess challenged. The guy looked astonished but then blushed.

" I am sorry, once again." "It's fine." I replied. "Can I have your number to check up on you?" He asked, and I smiled inwardly. Such a poor pick up line. Many of these guys didn't know how to deliver smooth lines. I smiled politely, " I'm fine, thanks for trying to check up on me." I replied, and walked away quietly.

“Give me a chance – I'll show you I’m a veritable wordsmith” “Ergh! The cheese!” “Cheese? Hmmm. Speaking of food...”

| Those are my own humble creation and here are some sciencey pick-up lines I collated from the Net (which, thankfully, is back at my imaginary fingertips): | Are you the square root of negative one? No. Why? Because there’s no way you can be real. | Are you copper? No. Why? Because I always CU in my dreams. | Are you the square root of two? No. Why? Because I’m irrational around you. | Are you vaporizing from a solid state? No. Why? Because I think you’re absolutely sublime. |

“If you’re talking about the ceremony, it went great. You and your mother are now officially part of the family. No going back, so if you’re having a rethink, expel it from your mind.” He concluded dramatically. “Of course not. Why would I be having a rethink? I have you. You’re better than a rethink.” “Damn! That was some crazy lines. I could use that on a girl, you know?” “Well, without pickup lines, girls would certainly heed over heels for you.” His grin widened. “Yes, I am. You’re cute.” He frowned. “Eh? Me? Cute? I’m not a bunny, only bunnies are cute.”

My Cheating Mate Jeremy pov The casserole was incredible. Real, home-cooked food instead of the protein bars and takeout that had become my diet. But more than the food, it was having Emma across the table from me, talking, laughing, just existing in the same space without the weight of therapy or guilt or carefully maintained distance. "I can't believe you still watch that show," I said, gesturing with my fork at her phone where she'd been showing me clips of some reality dating program. "It's so obviously scripted."

After taking them off, he stood up and initiated a passionate kiss. He kissed me like a hungry tiger, and I couldn't keep up with him! He stopped, looked at me, and said, "Why are you still bad at this?" I frowned and smacked his chest, saying, "Don't kiss me then." He chuckled. "I was just joking; your lips are the sweetest, so it will be hard not to kiss them." My lips suddenly went dry, and I couldn't respond. How could he say such a cheesy line without getting shy? Damn.

“Your balls.” “Okay I got you, Nick, I’mma stay behave. I’m going to keep my hands to myself” He smiled in absolute defeat. By now, he should already know that he can’t somersault me with his dumb pick-up lines. I got my pick-up lines too, and it’s always on point.