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A Rhapsody for the Playboy
The pizza doesn’t taste as good as when it was first delivered but with the help of this incredible creation—garlic sauce—it made the pizza taste pretty immaculate.
I didn’t reply to Lance’s message and I just went ahead and ate while still feeling happy about the fact that he misses me. I just didn’t know what to say to him and while I was chewing, my head’s thinking about something else to say to him. I kept on creating some pickup lines in my head but they were all corny and just not that good. I ended up typing the most obvious reply.
Me: I miss you too.
I stared at the words for a long while hoping that I’d think of something good to say but there’s really nothing that’s coming inside m
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Girlfriend For Hire (English)
After taking them off, he stood up and initiated a passionate kiss.
He kissed me like a hungry tiger, and I couldn't keep up with him!
He stopped, looked at me, and said, "Why are you still bad at this?"
I frowned and smacked his chest, saying, "Don't kiss me then."
He chuckled. "I was just joking; your lips are the sweetest, so it will be hard not to kiss them."
My lips suddenly went dry, and I couldn't respond. How could he say such a cheesy line without getting shy? Damn.
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How to Destroy a Badboy
“Your balls.”
“Okay I got you, Nick, I’mma stay behave. I’m going to keep my hands to myself” He smiled in absolute defeat. By now, he should already know that he can’t somersault me with his dumb pick-up lines. I got my pick-up lines too, and it’s always on point.
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Cheat On Me to My Face
Burying the bitterness I felt, I smirked and said with feigned indifference, "The machetes got rusty, and some people ended up being trash. You were right. When it's time to get rid of something, I should just do it. Don't apologize, Michael. You should be congratulating me instead."
The salty sea breeze was a little chilly, but Michael's gaze was unmistakably fiery as he looked at me. We stood there in silence for some time before a knowing smirk formed on his face.
"Congratulations are indeed in order. Congratulations to you for ridding yourself of your depressing past and stepping into the next stage of your life. I should be congratulated as well."
Confused, I turned to him and asked, "W
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You Cheated, so Goodbye
"You've been married for three years, and now you want a divorce? Is it because we pushed her too hard about having a kid?"
I took a drag of my cigarette and let out a long sigh. "She thinks I live off her and am not good enough for her anymore."
At that, both of my parents burst out laughing.
"She probably thinks we've gone broke. You're not working, and now that she's achieved her goals by using you, she wants to toss you aside. Is she seeing someone else?" they asked.
I nodded. "More or less."
Emotional cheating was still cheating. Even if I wasn't entirely sure, the way Pamela treated the young man made it obvious. They were way too close to be just coworkers.
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REVENGE OF THE FEMALE ALPHA
And shook my head to get rid of his thoughts.
He chuckled observing my every action. I was making myself a laughingstock.
"Did anyone tell you how beautiful you look when you smile?" Tilting his head he asked me. I looked at him and found him so adorable that I took everything in me not to kiss him right away. So I just looked away from his face. Do boys like this cheesy pickup line so much that everyone uses the same line to woo a girl? Leo once asked me the same question when we were having sex. Still, I wanted to hear what Daniel thought about me.
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Spin the Bottle
Then Chris asks, "Wanna hear some pickup lines?"
Piper grins, "Sure."
"Are you g****e cause you have everything I've been looking for," he starts.
Piper smiles, "Good one."
"Did it hurt?" Chris asks.
"Did what hurt?"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Piper bursts out laughing.
"Wait. Your boobs look great in this dress," he says.
Piper smiles but then remembers that it's supposed to be a pickup line. She has heard it before.
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The Viking's Mate Hunt
“What about this? I will try not to sneak into your room at night and suffocate you with your own stinking socks?”
I sneered at him, clenching my fists.
Leaning his head back, he busted out laughing, and I began to think he was missing some vital component in that empty head of his. Or is his mind just drifting?
“Oh, I don’t know. I think that sounds interesting; I'd like you to try that!”
My jaw almost hit the floor, and the burn in my cheeks spread like wildfire when I caught up. Quickly, I shut my mouth and glared at him. What the hell is wrong with this guy? Cheesy pick-up lines? Now? He definitely needs new antennas!
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The Alpha’s Forbidden Coyote Mate
“You look even better up close,” he drawls, that Midwestern accent curling around the words.
“Huh?”
“You’re the girl of my dreams,” Jared Beaumont says matter‑of‑factly.
That has to be the worst pickup line I’ve ever heard. “You can’t be serious. Who has that line ever worked on?”
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Master of Life and Death
"For example, the cute Mikey, the aloof Mikey, the bashful Mikey, the happy Mikey, and the domineering Mikey."
The smile returned to Michael's face, while Cassian, who was still standing outside the room, felt like he was going to throw up.
While it was usually a thing of envy to see a cute couple exchanging sweet nothings, the cheesy pickup lines he was hearing now only nauseated him.
He wanted to rush in and end both their lives on the spot, but after giving it some thought, he'd realized he'd be going too easy on them if he killed them now.
"Since you two love fooling around so much, I'll play along with you," Cassian muttered under his breath as he took hi
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Frequently Asked Questions
Cheesy pick-up lines are my guilty pleasure! There's something hilariously charming about how bad they are, and when delivered right, they can totally break the ice. My all-time favorite has to be, 'Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.' It’s so over-the-top, but it gets a laugh every time. Another classic is, 'Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.' It’s cheesy, sure, but it’s also disarming and fun.
If you want to go full cringe, try, 'Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.' It’s so ridiculous that it loops back around to being endearing. The key is to deliver these with a smirk and zero seriousness—own the cheesiness, and it becomes part of the joke. Bonus points if you pair it with a playful eye roll or a dramatic sigh. Honestly, the worse the line, the better it works because it shows you don’t take yourself too seriously.
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