Clown Pirates Novels & Stories

"Yes so I heard. One with a giant Afro." "Lots of clowns wear a rainbow fro." "And a giant red nose." "That's almost standard issue in the clown community." "And giant flip flops." "Giant shoes are also a thing among the clowns." "And s cheeky speedo." "Oh my god! Really!? Carlos will be thrilled to hear his product is becoming a hit before they even arrive in stores... Although this could also mean a competitor may have stolen his product early! We should notify him!" .... "Okay yes it was me! At least Arthur will have to deal with this instead of you." Collen announced proudly. While it was giving Arthur a headache, for once Collen could proudly declare he wasn't causing Evelyn Issues.

“Exiles own the water, ma’am. Whatever your brother or the Captain told you was a lie. They have no idea what they’ll be facing. Exiles have granted us passage from time to time, but this ship is carrying two Royals. I doubt they’ll look the other way now.” “My brother has sailed these seas for years.” “He’s a Prince. You’re a Princess. Do you know what a pirate would do to get his hands on you? They’d defy every law in the book to capture a gem like that.” I felt queasy. “My sister has sailed this very journey. I think we are fine; all due respect.” He smiled and I realized why they called him Fang. His canines looked like they’d been filed into actually fangs. “Your sister is not you, Prin

Clodina nodded making Louise fell on the chair. "Frez, Elifis, use the vanguard to cleanse the town infiltrated by pirates, think of a strategy, this fight is on you Elifis, Clodina and Sir Gardon, take down the pirates guarding the main gate that has been close and use this stones to communicate with the other side, make sure to save your citizens while taking back the kingdom, don't worry about weaponry, my men will bring dozen. " He said and bite his lips before looking way back to the chaos brought by Shevery.

Unlike the events with the Garuda and his squad in the earlier, he currently felt like a ferocious beast was standing behind him, just inches away from his head. Just as the leader felt this change and was about to issue the orders to flee to the seas, explosions went off on the three pirate ships surrounding the main ship simultaneously. For those three ships, both a clone and a pet had appeared on their decks. As for the ship with the pirate captain and the captives, only Kirou appeared, except his entrance was eerily silent.

“Continue Hunter.” “Thank you Empress Zelda.” He shot Cedric a dirty look before continuing. “Rowell took no prisoners, he killed every man until came across The Black Skulls Clan. They were the meanest pirates he ever did see, so he recruited them to join his crew and sail the seven seas.” “Rhyming ‘see’ with ‘sea’?” Indrick chuckled. “These ghosts sure are uninventive.” “Let’s hear your stories since you want to be judgmental!” Posy snapped.

Her flowing black hair covered her face so I couldn't see what she looked like. “I have no idea but this is the fourth time I’m retouching my makeup!” Another girl with bright blue eyes groaned. “It's worth it, he's hot, plus you could totally become his Luna,” a third girl smiled but I could tell it didn't reach her eyes. I rolled my eyes at them as I continued through the crowd. It was the welcoming party of the Prince and heir to the throne of the Golden Claw Pack and the King of Alpha was throwing his son a welcoming party that doubled as a search for a wife party for him.

wooden clubs. A robbery, then - or an abduction. Not a murder. - "Watch out!" I shouted. As I cried out, I also quickly stepped forward, and elbowed one of the cloaked thugs in the head. He staggered. I probably should have drawn a weapon. He recovered quicker than I would have predicted. With a snarl, he raised his club. - "Daze, damn you!" I shouted. It worked. While he was stunned, I drew my rapier, and hammered the pommel against the side of his head. Shooting him would have been more effective, but it was a public market. The two pirates reacted very quickly. They drew cutlasses before the remaining cloak and club men could close with them. There was also a third pirate, th

Harlan skated over slowly, his stick resting casually across his shoulders, his crew rolling up behind him. “Well, look who it is,” Harlan said, “The new girl. What’s the matter? Lose your way to the figure skating rink?” “Just showing you how to actually finish a play,” I said, leaning casually on my stick, “Your boy over there has sloppy wrist action. I figured your team could use a live demonstration from someone who actually knows how to handle a puck.” The guys behind him laughed, “she just called your wrists sloppy, Miller!” one of them jeered.

They applauded. I took a decision to brighten up and go kind of complicated. I hallucinated via traveling through the roads of time to a world of hope. The hope I couldn't give probably my careful friends, you know them. I mean the ones who never fell into the snare of clowny unfortunate mishaps SANDRA, SOLOMON and IK (my fine boy). Time pulled backwards as them fans take a chill pill and ride on the teleporter with me. Laughs. ****

She frowned and asked, “Who are you? Why did you capture us?” Clown smiled and said, “Because I am your future husband! Oh, let me introduce myself, my name is Quincy Zoppins, my alias is Clown.”