Clown Picrew Novels & Stories

Punk rock is too soft for Claire. Claire shrugs, her hands never stopping their brisk, efficient movements as she methodically mixes up her magical concoctions. It looks like she’s working on Monica's latte. “No worries. I thought Clay would want extra whip today. That’s why he’s got a dome lid this time." She glances at the tray of drinks she’s indicating and see that she’s done to her co-worker Clay a favor with a super generous glob of whipped cream that’s piled up well beyond the hole in the top of the dome. “You know I’m going to have to watch him lick that up like a dog with a pup cup, right? It’ll be downright obscene, and that’s before he tries to irk me by suggesting I could learn a

Claire loved this. “Chips, pretzels, and queso go on the coffee table. Drinks are at the bar and the pizza and wings are cooking as we speak. No physical fighting or throwing pillows, Claire.” Jack eyed his daughter as she sat in the corner of the curved black leather couch. She chuckled and put a hand to her chest with a fake shocked expression. “Who? Me? I’d never!”

’’ Adamie clasped his palms together. ‘‘I’m definitely getting the booze!’’ Andy said. ‘‘Drunk mofo,’’ Adamie replied, ‘‘Y’all remember that time Andy’ got so drunk at Brian’s party then he puked on the buff DJ and got his ass beat?’’ All of them apart from Andy burst into laughter. ‘‘Well, I’m better than fat Robert who passed out after taking two Oxycontine pills then got a dick drawn on his plumpy cheeks.’’ Andy defended.

Their small group ended up playing past midnight, drinking beer, eating popcorn, and everything they could find in the fridge and the pantry. They had leftover Korean BBQ, side dishes, ramen, cookies, and chips. Beer and soda were almost depleted by the time they finished with their game. Clara hid the peach sake at the back of the fridge, but they still found it. Her brothers usually use this drink to get her to talk whenever she shuts them out, not that they needed it today, but they wanted to see what she’ll reveal.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw them. Cael Ardent and the other two were huddled in the corner, sneaking glances at me, their eyes filled with both fear and expectation. I said nothing. I tore off a chunk of meat from the boar and tossed it over. "Eat. Don’t hold back." Then I turned, built a fire with the wood, and skewered a piece of meat on a branch, holding it over the flames. The cave fell into deathly silence. They stared at the meat in their hands, eyes nearly bulging, throats bobbing as they swallowed.

said the owner of the shop . " I want to play for the puff prize . " said Claire with a smile . " Sure ! Here.........I must warn you because it is difficult . " said the owner . " I will try . " said Claire with a smile then looked at a puppy stuffed toy in the drawer . ' How cute ! I am sure my little brother would love it . ' thought Claire with a smile . She took the gun and started to shoot at the cans . There were twenty cans and Chloe and the others smirked devilishly while Edward and Nolan looked at the game with a pessimistic expression.