Comedy Bible Book Novels & Stories

The men laughed at her song she chose to sing “..Goliath was bruiser who was as tall as the sky…but David threw a rock, and gave him one in the eye…I never read the Bible but I know that it’s true…it only goes to show what little people can do!…a worm can roll a stone…a bee can sting a bear…a fly can fly around Versailles ‘cos flies don’t care!..a sparrow in a hut, can make a happy home…a flea can bite the bottom of the pope in Rome!…”

"What do you mean?" Ryder asked Remy with a confused face. "What books?" Jasmine asked even more confused. Remy looked at Jasmine for three long seconds then with a serious expression, lied. "The Bible." Ryder suddenly felt the urge to slap a certain someone upon hearing this answer. What Bible? That list of books has crawled its way up from hell! Who writes those stuff? Where do these people get these ideas from?

:D Disclaimer: Don’t misunderstand! I mean no offense with my religion jokes, nor do I look down on religious people! Actually, I am not even an atheist, so don’t view my jokes with that “modern” “atheists are smart, religious people are stupid” mindset. Though I am personally not Christian, I think there are many thought-provoking gems in the Bible that many could benefit from reading. Some things in the Bible are outdated and ridiculous, but some are timeless classics. (I know what you are wondering right now. The answer is agnostic.)

"OMG! Then the people that died in the war, they didn't die for the country, they died for one strange man? Ok this shit is getting complicated." Mercury said, removing her glasses. "There is something we absolutely are so blind to see yet. Mercury I am getting the Bible, let's know what the verse in Hebrews has to tell us." I went in and covered the bible with a blanket as I made out with it. I took it at the back of our camp where Mercury sat waiting for me. Yuvonne was not in the room when I entered. If not, she could have asked the heck out of me. "Okay, so. We will be looking at Hebrews chapter six versus nineteen" I said as I flipped the Bible to get the page. When I found it, I read o

37:7-11) Can you decipher what this means? Rudolf asks Rhoda gently. "Honey, one word is plenty, two words are too much, three words or many words become poisons that can kill us quickly," Rhoda says as Rudolf giggles. "Honey, never transform the Word of God into a humorous joke, take it seriously and be delighted," Rhoda continues.

“Ah…” “He’s just human, like yourself. Why wouldn’t you go out like someone who can call himself a God?” Like Kurai. Right. “Wow. You are right. He is not human.” Anubis frown by what I said then suddenly beamed a smile. “He’s like a God, too?” Did he mean someone who is filthy rich, right? “Yes.” And I tried to go along with him.

How could she have the guts to eat when Gideon was not eating? She gritted her teeth and put the food package on the container, putting it on the dashboard. Gideon saw what she did and his brow raised, "You are not eating anymore?" Jewel shook her head. "I'll eat later." Sighing, she looked around the dashboard. "Did you bring a Bible? I want to read." Gideon glanced at her for a moment. "In the glove compartment," he said and looked at the road ahead again. She opened the small hinged door on the dashboard and she saw a pocketbook size New Testament. Jewel looked at her husband for a moment before taking the small book and opening it up, reading from the book of Matthew.