Comical Weapon Patreon Novels & Stories

said. “I have a girlfriend now. She’s like a wife,” Pat said. Then he looked at the dealer. “Deal another hand, my man. I’m hot.” “Is that a wire under your shirt?” Caitlin asked quickly before she lost her nerve. “No,” Pat answered nonchalantly. “Yeah,” another player, Jesse, said. “What is that?” “Oh, that’s my . . . walkie sticking out,” Pat answered. “What do you need with a walkie?” A.J. asked with suspicion. “You’re a carpenter.”

he moves closer to the child and pinch his small nose The girl looks at the weapons with great distrust and grab a crossbow and look at the CEO with a confused face “but mister, we don’t know how to use a crossbow?” with a soft voice, she asks the mastermind and the latter just laugh it off “Oh, I didn’t mention that all of the CHILDREN, working here in our company. They customized weapons just for you guys, Yaayy!” the man squealed and raise both of his hands in the air while shaking it

"Moretti, I hear that you have some complaints about our new products. Can you give more information about them?" I saw a smirk forming on the corner of his mouth," Of course. The new weapons are terrible. They aren't durable and they do not do the job well. My men have complained that they have to pull the trigger more than once before the bullet comes out. Warren, you know that in my line of work, there's no room for delay or error." He said in a haughty voice. " Of course, I understand that. I value the work of all my clients, if you can't do your job well, you won't be able to make money to patronize me. You're one of my most esteemed clients, I cherish your business with me."

the soldier asks, clearly weirded out by my sudden creepy smile. "Oh, I'm better than alright," I say, my creepy smile refusing to budge. I probably look like a villain who's just come up with a diabolical scheme, but I can't help it. After all, I've just stumbled upon a potential goldmine of weaponry to take down Vivaldi. "I'm just peachy," I add, deciding to cut straight to the chase and use my mind control powers. "So, uh, where can I get a rifle, some silver-coated bullets, and maybe a vat of liquid silver? Asking for a friend."

Yanlong asked. "Ai ya Little sister! In this L city, I sell the best weapons. If you can find one better, I will call you grandmother." the salesman boasted. "Then do you have a tungsten alloy steel type bayonet?" Yanlong asked. "Little sister, you sure know your weapons." The salesman said surprised. He had been showing them useless fancy Comicon knives. "Let's just take this knife. What's wrong with it?" Biyu questioned. She liked pretty things. It's not a surprise. Biyu’s family owned an apparel brand. She’s the most fashion sensitive among all her roommates.

Parker had never liked Lucas, so she had never called him cousin, not even once. "I'm only talking; how am I laughing at him?" Lucas muttered as he sat down. Then, a new weapon was brought forward to be exhibited. The Famed Sword Manor was truly famous for its weapons; they continued to exhibit their weapons—each one was made exquisitely. All the weapons were at least a Blue category weapon, and quite a number were from the Indigo category. Every time a weapon was exhibited, the main hall would erupt in exclaims and praises. Many guests had stood up; their eyes almost popped out of the sockets. They were envious; they wished they could own the weapons for themselves.

he said with a wink as he stepped up to the counter. “Step right up, young man!” the attendant said as we approached. “Trying to win a toy for your little lady?” Ronan glanced over his shoulder, and before I could explain that I wasn’t anyone’s ‘little lady’, he nodded and slapped some money down on the counter. “I sure am,” he said, pointing at a stuffed duck. “I’m gonna try for that one.” The attendant snatched up the money greedily and revealed a wide, plastic-looking grin before handing Ronan a toy rifle and stepping out of the way, gesturing to the moving targets.

She is representing her clan in these games. The Poissonarm clan is represented by Poissona. The art that this clan possesses is very useful and effective. It is one of my favourite weapons against humanity when I am in the mood. The most effective weapon to destroy a kingdom, starting with the ruler, is poison. This, not only causes physical harm but also weakens the ruler's morale, making them easy prey

I look up to the man who has been my provider in the past and always has something good for me when I'm in this part of the world. "Good to see you," I said. - Of course, it's good to see you too. I'm going to get a little richer today – he smiled as he reached the bottom step. I approach and we greet each other with a wave of the hand. - Depends on what you have for me. Pietro is a mouse. He can get any weapon at any time. Its price is not the best, but the truth is that no one can legally get what it has in stock.

I just shook my head and listened to the lady’s introduction of the second weapon. "Meat Cleaver, na may napakagandang mekanikal na istraktura. Maaari itong mabago, na ginagawang madali itong dalhin. Ito ay isang sandata sa pakikipaglaban, na ginawa ng isang natatanging craftsman. Ito ay bihirang makita, at nagkakahalaga ng 25 Nars." There sure is a huge difference in pricing between weapons with divine blessings and those without.