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"I meant to say that I wish to acquire items for my inventory." The shopkeeper nodded understandingly. "Do you have a suit?" he inquired, delving deeper into Keagan's needs. "No," Keagan confessed. "I am without weapons as well. That's why I've come here—to purchase the necessary tools." Recognizing Keagan's eagerness, the shopkeeper accessed a dashboard, swiftly inputting a series of squiggles that materialized into a holographic display. A vibrant array of suits and weapons materialized before them, each item meticulously crafted to cater to the needs of burgeoning heroes.

“So, I’ll ask you one more fucking time. What the hell was that weapon?” It was the same weapon they’d used on me. With something that deadly, they could cause real damage. A weapon of that magnitude shouldn’t be in the hands of people like them. “It’s a Fortifier X; instead of bullets, it fires Baneshots.” “Who is the supplier?” “If you want that answer—and the others I’m sure you plan to beat out of me. I need to see the human first.” “Tessa?” “Yes. Tessa. Let’s say we have a lot of catching up to do.”

When she finally dipped her chin weakly, a sneer replaced my scowl again before I turned to the not so sanitary devices. “What’s Padrino’s favorite weapon?” I questioned Aurelio as I moved some things around on the table. “The knife, but anything that makes them screām usually makes him smile.” I laughed at his response as I shook my head. Padrino was a freak for screāmers indeed. I picked up the knife that looked a lot like the knife he always carried around. The knife. The memory of his knife on my body made a shiver run down my spine as my teeth grazed my bottom lip. Okay, crazy pants. Let’s settle down that coochie.

[ Aitana ] "Good evening ladies and gentlemen.I can't tell you how much I am delighted to see the most ferocious person of our world here under the same rough whose name is enough to infuse fear even in the bravest heart as you know we rule the world of terror by our weapons which must be revived with coarse of time.So here I am going to show you the exclusive weapons that can burn your enemies into ashes in no time.I hope you won't leave the chance to claim the best out of the best."The host of the auction said in the over dramatic manner .

“I say we let her get this one. She’s rarely interested in a weapon other than a paintbrush. Plus, she can carry it anywhere.” “Very well,” my father sighs and turns to the man, “Give us a hundred of those metal pellets as well.” I look at my father with the brightest smile on my face. “Thanks, dad!” I chirp and run towards him to give him a tight bear hug. It’s getting hard to contain the excitement in my chest as I picture using it. I bet that I am going to kill more demons with this, added to the short sword that I have back home.

This world is just full of darkness, hate and blood. I’ve seen enough in all my life to know what’s the real thing here. My company specializes in weapons. We are one of the strongest companies, with the most genius specialist in the world. We create for good, not for evil. Silver Taurus Corporation dedicates to create unique weapons using special gems. Not everyone can purchase them, and few can even have access. I always grant permission to five lucky humans to choose a weapon every year for the company’s anniversary. My mother says I don’t share too much of what I have. That sometimes I’m too selfish. But truth is that I’m not selfish. I must prevent for innocents to be killed using these

“It is a stall, don’t be afraid. I entered the house which was in fact a house that sells weapons. “Welcome to the nearest weaponry.” And I smiled so wide. I knew there was a reason I was friends with Sorens. He just offered me a range of weapons to choose from, the perfect homecoming gift that anyone could think of.

I mocked as I grabbed my gloves off the table. "FUCK YOU!" Erick shouted. As I walked toward him, I laughed. "Fuck me, huh?" I said, grasping his collar and pulling him forward. "Fuck you!" I yelled as I slammed his head against the wall. My attention turned back to the table where Daunte had brought a chair, observing me as I picked up the Joker's knife. "There is a high demand for them; all military personnel want one," Daunte explained. "If only they knew I created it for wolves," I laughed. "How about playing a game?" I suggested. "What about Tic Tac Toe?" I asked.

The sight of the weapon was enough to send chills down his spine. All of a sudden, something struck Colton’s mind. 'The sword in Lucas' hand is… is the Dragon Slaying Saber!!!' 'It is one of the ten Legendary Weapons, the Dragon Slaying Saber! "Hahahahaha!" Colton started to laugh like a maniac. Lucas was puzzled. 'Does Colton have a loose screw? How can he still laugh?' "What are you laughing about?" asked Lucas. "Lucas, oh Lucas, I never thought you possessed the Dragon Slaying Saber, one of the Ten Legendary Weapons!" Colton answered coldly.

Powen turned around and said to the three examiners and Professor Norma, "We must try it now to know the difference between them." "But Sir Powen. She was unable to finish on time, which is unfair to the other contestants," Tom questioned. Sir Powen looked at Tom seriously, "What's your name?" "Tom. I'm Tom," Tom replied. "Yes." Sir Powen went to Tom's Nad pot and took out the weapon he built in it. It is a scimitar; Tom was very proud to see his weapon. Sir Powen called Tom closer to him; he took the sword Hana made and placed it next to Tom's