Confused Cat Meme Novels & Stories

"There is no way! I gave her chocolate more than you do!" HE. DID. WHAT. "I gave her chips more!" HE DID WHAT TO MY CAT?! "You guys realize I'm the only one giving her more candies right?" Diego chirps in. "YOU GUYS. DID. WHAT." They all turn to the camera, "uhhh..." "OH! I KNEW LEAVING MOMO WITH YOU GUYS IS A BAD IDEA! WHAT WERE YOU GUYS THINKING? WHAT IF THOSE FOODS ARE BAD FOR HER? OMG, I SHOULD BRING HER TO THE VET! I HOPE SHE'S OKAY..."

Anna speaks up once again, driving her fingers through her hair in a frenzy as she pushes her breakfast away. “What is weird?” Dylan questions, playing dumb. “I don’t know. You. Everything. I don’t even remember how I got to your place. Did I make some kind of mistake last night?” Nothing felt right to Anna from the moment she had woken up in a strange room that morning. She felt an important piece of information was being withheld from her knowledge.

“Mademoiselle Tedd!” a woman calls, mispronouncing her name, but she lets it slide, hoping it was merely the accent. Monica loo6k over to see the woman with the dead cat on her head, although as she approaches, she thinks it’s faux fur. Either that, or a badly stuffed mongoose. “What a delightful set!” “Mille merci,” Monica replies, dipping her chin deferentially. After all, sucking

*Meow* The cat meowed with a sly look in its eyes. The man’s eyes narrowed for a brief moment as he pondered the words of the beast. It seemed that the cat had provided an answer to his problem, for he regained his smile and chuckled, “That could work.” “Now, let’s go find our Undead friends”

she scoffs, wondering why he didn't go for the more obviously demeaning option to her image. "A house cat is more fitting; a sloth always looks happy and peaceful. Cats usually look grumpy all the time, like you," he says and pokes her in the forehead again. "Besides, sloths aren't that cute, cats are," he adds. This startles her a little, wondering what he means by that. Does he mean to say she is cute, like a cat? Why would he say she looks grumpy all the time, then contradict himself by saying that?

Liam suggested. “Hey, what happened to your face? It looks like you got hurt,” Liam added. Keanu touched the scratch on his cheek from his mother’s slap. “Oh, this... I have a mischievous cat at home,” he lied. Liam laughed. “So, you’re an animal lover, huh? It would help to get your cat checked regularly to ensure it’s healthy. Sometimes... a cat attacks not because it dislikes its owner, but because it’s feeling stressed....”

The orange menace currently sprawled across my arms. Not me…..Obviously not me. I suddenly become aware of how warm my face feels. Wonderful, just fantastic. Exactly what I needed today. I feel so Humiliated, I clear my throat. A little too loudly. Dante glances toward me, one dark eyebrow lifting slightly. “The cat is actually a boy.” Mochi opens one eye, dante looks at the cat. Then at me, then back at the cat. For a moment, nobody says anything. Then……

I was out on the street with my three cats. This time, I was done. One in my arms. Two on my back. I kept my head down, trying to disappear. I turned the corner—and walked straight into Dylan, my former friend, and Bella. Arm in arm. Three Caucasian Shepherds at their side. Dylan smirked. "Well, if it isn't Jaime. Still can't quit your three feline bosses, huh?" I barely heard him. I was staring at their hands. "We broke up a few hours ago. You're already with him?"

I didn’t even remember what dumb joke she’d been making when she saved herself in my contacts like that, but it still made me grin like an idiot every time it popped up. Her first message was a wall of text. Carolina 🐱 Destiny Guide (accept no substitutes): Sabia que gatos são mágicos? I read somewhere that cats can walk between worlds. Maybe Goose is secretly a rookie gato guiding you through your firefighter jungle. Don’t roll your eyes. I can feel you rolling them. 🙄 I snorted, shaking my head. Goose cracked one eye open as if even he knew she was talking about him. Another buzz. Then another.

I rolled my eyes and was about to walk him through the power points of a backhand flick when my hand slipped and hit the sticker beside it. A "Peppa Pig bawling her eyes out" sticker went through. My stomach dropped. It was a sticker I used all the time on my main account, totally at odds with the cold, ruthless tactics-genius image of IceTyrant. The other end went silent for a full minute. "Master... did you get hacked?" I quickly hit unsend. "My cat stepped on it." "So even a legend like you keeps a cat! That's adorable! I'm buying you the best cat treats money can buy and shipping them tomorrow!"