Corny Stuff Novels & Stories

Troy left the room quickly, his mouth felt dry; cotton mouth. Probably a side effect of what Dr. Barren had just given him or what he'd been given yesterday. He decided to go up to the cafeteria for something to drink. He was thinking of ways to sneak into one of the private offices to use the phone when he saw Jace and a heavily made up Goth girl sitting at a table playing cards.

“Who the hell doesn’t like popcorn?” “Me, that’s who. I can never understand what the world seems to like about it literally melts into nothing when it touches your tongue.” He grumbled, reclining on the sofa and taking me along with him. “The only thing I want melting on my tongue like you, Cara.” “Ew,” I fake gagged, ignoring the stupid blush that stained my cheeks. “That’s so fucking corny, It could wake the dead,’ “I’d rather it woke up my coc-“

"So she makes you... hungry?" Cain sighed and rolled his eyes. "Horny?" Daniel asked, trying again to guess. "Somewhere in between," Cain said. Daniel raised his eyebrows. "That's somewhat concerning seeing as the two shouldn't go together." Cain raised the stainless steel cup to his lips and took a long swig of the thick, bitter liquid. "I'll make sure you get some more of that," Daniel said, backing away. He began to walk out of the room before Cain stopped him.

she said. I was busy replying to work messages and responded casually, “You should buy them often if you like them.” It was a simple reply, but her expression immediately changed. “What do you mean?” she snapped. “Are you trying to say that I’m so stingy that I won’t buy corn for myself?” “These corns are injected with chemicals. They can’t compare with fresh corn. Young people know nothing,” she added, her criticism hitting me like a wave. I was speechless.

she felt like her life had suddenly spun way out of control, and that all the plans she had been carefully making for her future were now pointless and stupid. The “YOU’VE GOT THIS” poster was hanging close enough to the photo of Enzo that she sometimes pretended he was telling me that everything was within her reach. That if she just studied a little longer, read a little more, tried a little harder, she would be able to do anything. What a joke. The only thing that really was within her reach was that prissy photo. They had probably rubbed cooking oil on him to make his chest glisten like that, Lilith thought absently as she tore it from the wall.

*CLATTER* "What the-" A pile of empty juice boxes, empty chip bags, and rolled up paper fell. My shirt and pants were wet with water. I picked up a paper roll and opened it. "WHORE". I felt Nova peek out from my hair and gasp loudly. 'That's mean! Who would do that!?' He quickly climbed from my neck to my shoulders and looked at my face.

He added and I forced a smile on. He walked out of the room and I breathed out loud. He is really happy to be next to Celine's heart. I am happy he is happy. At least, they aren't fake like both of us. I searched my closet for a casual clothe to put on. I saw a large shirt Which I fell in love with Immediately. I wore it and it stretched down below my a*s. I picked up my bumber shorts and wore it under it. As I walked in front of the mirror, my a*s

Two days after I died, a strange smell began to seep from my room. Mom paused mid-step as she walked past my door and covered her nose. "That brat must be hoarding leftovers in there again and turning her room into a pigsty! It reeks!" I floated nearby and watched her grab a box of mothballs from the cabinet. Then, she got down on her hands and knees and shoved them one by one through the crack of my door, trying to cover up the smell of death.

He opens the door and I walk in looking around and my jaw drops The floor is carpeted in red cushions if that makes sense. I turn to my right and I freeze. Guns are all displayed and framed like souvenirs. Looking on my left blades sprawled out onto tables. Walking closer to these tables, different bottles are labeled with different things "Uhm Matt what are these bottles of gummies and shit" I turn to him "Well they are like Viagra but they don't exactly make you hard or tighter. They add the same chemical that you get in chocolate but x2. Then once your body has broken it down you become impulsive and out of control. You start feeling happy and numb "

like she enjoys that part the most, her expression makes it look like life was been breathed into her once again. Although having watched lots of porn, and seeing how those slutty bi**ches gulp down semen was way too disturbing for him. But seeing them doing it in most videos didn't make the males age, so why was his own different. "Are there any consequences or side effects of that"; he thought utterly confused. After hours of walking, he came across a drugstore on Roppongi street. after taking a glance at the store, an idea popped into his head. He approached the nicely built drugstore, use the door went in, and started searching for anything that will help solve his problem even if it is