Corny Stuff Novels & Stories

Cornor Explained and it seemed to infuriat Glamora Who stood within gnashed teeths "And you aren't ashame of it, They were three trucks Cornor, three damn trucks loaded with Armed Men. What More? You had guns, Fibre Wires, Harpoons, Kunai knifes, Decoys and you just did what? You all lost to a bunch of puny Weak Wolves!" Mr Glamora yelled

Troy left the room quickly, his mouth felt dry; cotton mouth. Probably a side effect of what Dr. Barren had just given him or what he'd been given yesterday. He decided to go up to the cafeteria for something to drink. He was thinking of ways to sneak into one of the private offices to use the phone when he saw Jace and a heavily made up Goth girl sitting at a table playing cards.

“Who the hell doesn’t like popcorn?” “Me, that’s who. I can never understand what the world seems to like about it literally melts into nothing when it touches your tongue.” He grumbled, reclining on the sofa and taking me along with him. “The only thing I want melting on my tongue like you, Cara.” “Ew,” I fake gagged, ignoring the stupid blush that stained my cheeks. “That’s so fucking corny, It could wake the dead,’ “I’d rather it woke up my coc-“

"So she makes you... hungry?" Cain sighed and rolled his eyes. "Horny?" Daniel asked, trying again to guess. "Somewhere in between," Cain said. Daniel raised his eyebrows. "That's somewhat concerning seeing as the two shouldn't go together." Cain raised the stainless steel cup to his lips and took a long swig of the thick, bitter liquid. "I'll make sure you get some more of that," Daniel said, backing away. He began to walk out of the room before Cain stopped him.

"Too glittery. What are you? A unicorn sh*t? Go put on something else please. Next!" "Too poofy. You look like a freaking girl from candy lala land. Next!" "Too Tissue-y. That's so not you. It looks like a used paper towel and then reused again and was pasted on the dress, like eww. Boo take it off! Next!" "Too cringey. Are you trying to give me a heart attack?! Go fudging change please"

“God nо, I lоvе hіm wіth аll mу hеаrt, but I can’t help but feel envious оf people lіkе Cоrіnnе, that gеt to flіrt their little аrѕеѕ off аnd hаvе a gооd time gеttіng a bооѕt frоm аll the guуѕ that swarm around hеr.” “Yоu know a lоt of thеѕе guys dо not hаvе a brain сеll bеtwееn them? Thеу come оvеr because thеу think I hаvе a hot dаnсеr’ѕ bоdу. Thеу don’t саrе іf I hаvе аnуthіng to say, thеу just wаnt tо hаvе a go аt ѕсоrіng mе,” Cоrіnnе added.

"Here. You're pregnant now. Gotta protect the baby." [Congrats! Player received advanced item "Revenant Staff."] Revenant Granny handed over a tiny green vial full of mystery goo. "This stuff's super corrosive. One drop, and it'll eat through flesh." [Congrats! Player received advanced item "Corrosion Vial."] I held it up. "Isn't this just sulfuric acid?" She blinked. "What's sulfuric acid?" My monster family went all out—I could barely carry all the gifts.

Everyone turned to see Carl Hornsbeck standing behind them, his arms around the shoulders of the two women he’d entered with. Smirking at Lewis, he said, “Our friend Lewis here doesn’t stand a chance once the judges see my movie.” His gaze drifted to Brooklyn, and he winked at her. “You should hang out with better people,” he told her. Beside Brooklyn, Cort tensed. She put her hand on his arm and sniffed at Carl. “I only hang with the best people,” she told him. “I’m not some sort of groupie just hanging on to someone hoping to get my fifteen minutes of fame by proxy.”

*CLATTER* "What the-" A pile of empty juice boxes, empty chip bags, and rolled up paper fell. My shirt and pants were wet with water. I picked up a paper roll and opened it. "WHORE". I felt Nova peek out from my hair and gasp loudly. 'That's mean! Who would do that!?' He quickly climbed from my neck to my shoulders and looked at my face.

He added and I forced a smile on. He walked out of the room and I breathed out loud. He is really happy to be next to Celine's heart. I am happy he is happy. At least, they aren't fake like both of us. I searched my closet for a casual clothe to put on. I saw a large shirt Which I fell in love with Immediately. I wore it and it stretched down below my a*s. I picked up my bumber shorts and wore it under it. As I walked in front of the mirror, my a*s