Filipino Corny Jokes Novels & Stories

I passed them and heard them arguing again "You're really stupid, you almost said it, I'm really going to hate you there" "Because you called me stupid, you are stupider than me" I had a hard time opening the lock of my condo because I was suppressing my laughter, when I got inside I let out my laughter Shut up! I dropped my things on the sofa and immediately went to the kitchen, I opened the cabinets There and took out a piece of pancit Canton I'm hungry but my body is too tired to cook for so long and so many processed foods, that's why I go for the second choice which is pancit Canton--- spicy

"No. Alam mo? Mabuti pa iinom mo nalang muna 'yang init ng ulo mo ngayon. I'm sure you will like this coco juice they have here." Pagkasabi ko dun, I frowned when everyone around me except Mr. Del Fuero laughed at me, na para bang may nakakatawa akong sinabi. "Coco juice daw?" Pang-aasar na tanong ng isa sa mga kasamahan nito saka agad ng humalakhak ang mga ito, causing me to look at them with confused look. I wonder what got these men laugh like this.

sagot niya agad. Hearing those words made Euphie grin viciously. She looked up to the guy and said, “I really don't get it. Why do Filipinos have to apologize for something that we didn't really do? Called Ignorant, Pathetic and Reckless by people like you for some small damn reason, when the only thing we do was to welcome and treat you foreigners right better than we supposed to deserve.”

“You know, Ruby, we learned a joke yesterday. Want to hear it?” I nod eagerly, intrigued by the joke that has captured their attention. “Alright,” Ethan begins, a mischievous glint in his eyes. “Why don’t grumpy people like corn on the cob?” Playing along, I pretend to ponder the question. “Hmm, I’m not sure. Why don’t they?” “Because they think it’s ‘a-maize-ing’ that anyone could be happy!” Ethan bursts into laughter, and soon, the infectious giggles spread throughout the room.

I cooked 'Adobong Manok' it's a very famous dish here in the Philippines. As we eat, we continue to talk, for the days that we're apart. All this time, my heart won't stop to beat so fast! I can't calm my nerves 'cause I know, I'm happy that we're okay again. Every bit of my being are celebrating that Bullet is here and talking to me again. "You're really messy when you are eating," He wiped my lips. His boyish grinned shows as he lick his finger that he used. My cheeks burn with heat. My gosh.

We are friends since childhood after all. Mario grinned sheepishly, "Aba, Sir Eion, gusto ko eh. Pampainis. Parang matanda ka pakinggan. Haha!" He chuckled. (Sir Eion, I want it.!Just for annoying you. It's like your an old man. Haha!) "Bahala ka na. Sige, kunin ko lang tong kaibigan ko. Baka naabala kapa nito." (Nevermind you. I'll just get my friend. Maybe she disturbed you)

Kay said Chuks frowned. "And na wetin dey pain me pass. If only they won this match, we for move higher" "Do you wanna cry?" Phil and Kay bursted into laughter. "Guys, its not funny na" "Your face expression is just so funny" Kay said while laughing "Just like the Penguins in Penguins of Madagascar" Phil said and they bursted into laughter including Chuks. "Alright, I would consider that an insult." Chuks said, took his beer and Gulped down a little.

Tanong ko dito Ginulo nya buhok ko, "Silly, wala akong nakain. Sinagot mo na kasi ako kaya ayan" "So kasalanan ko pala?" Tanong ko sa kanya Tinapunan nya ako ng tingin, "Of course not!" "Ah, ayun naman pala eh" tango tango kong sagot Nakasalubong naman namin sila Aya biglaan "Oh, kayo na?" Tanong ni Aya

Makikita rin ang isang maliit na kahon na balot na balot ng maga-gandang wrappers and fancy ribbons. Oi galing, pinag effort-an. Ayieee I feel special. Cringe. I almost facepalm on my corny jokes and lampooning. It was very natural dahil sanay akong kausapin sarili ko. And my corny jokes really helps my mental state and my lampooning elevates my mood. It's a necessary for me so that I wouldn't loose my self. Being lonely and alone is different. Nina just think positive thoughts okay?

I blinked again and I stabbed pj's side. "Really? You speak Tagalog fluently. But you have a slang name" I said while laughing as I drank the juice. "Offcourse. I'm Filipino so I'm obligated to talk Tagalog fluently" he joked then tapped me on the shoulder and smiled at me so I returned the smile he gave me. Of course we are friends so there is no malice in me. The people in the office thought that pj was my boyfriend but if they only knew that leion padin is really my love and boyfriend.