Crazy Elf Novels & Stories

Their eyes were sparkling and their lust evident. In the real world Leila, they were not qualified to own Elves. Now in The Spirit Cage, Black Fox gave them a chance. Many people secretly decided in their hearts that they had to buy one and bring her home. Then, they could enjoy the treatment that only the big shots could. After that, they have the capital to brag, right? If anyone dared to brag in front of them, they could just say that they had been served by an Elf woman.

“Jai and Violet will appreciate it. According to Meredith, goblins, boggarts, and kobolds are big candy fans. And you can trade with the dark elves using the rest.” Alessandra walks in carrying a reusable bag of Tupperware from Patti next door. She brought containers designed for camping that’ll fit better in Jai’s pack. “I’m just glad we don’t have to worry about Jai’s negotiation skills. That kid could talk a dragon out of its hoard.” Liam chuckles. “Don’t let him hear you call him a kid.” Alessandra rolls her eyes. “I carried him in my stomach for nine months. I can call him whatever I want—he’ll live.”

Every time we see an elf's face, we will sigh happily by ourselves. "Sit by my side, Your Majesty Khatra," Cia said softly. The corners of Khatra's lips twitched, were those words a mockery or what? "Shouldn't I be the one calling you His Highness?" Arlcia smiled widely upon hearing that. Khatra started telling stories, about how hard it was for the elves to get offspring lately. The less positive energy, the tree works harder. This tree is more or less like a naitura tree, it's just that the leaves are still green and smaller than the naitura.

I turned to the Elf and wondered if I had heard correctly since he didn't react at first. It took a few seconds but he seemed to catch on and sighed. "My tribe has great knowledge of many medical advances, far beyond your kind." I heard Kira scoff from her spot and I too felt a little skeptical of his claims. He saves me and now thinks he's better than everyone? Don't mind him, Ava. Cade scoffed over the link. Elves are known to be... egocentric. This one seems to be especially snarky.

Ciaran shouted. "He?" Tara asked, bewildered. Chloe narrowed her eyes at the elf before them. "He's what you see. A regular elf who had the ability to weave through weaker being's mind. If he catch you off guard, you will become his puppet." "I will kill you all!" Mai roared. His body was now ripped with bulging muscles and huge hairy limbs, and six other arms grew from his sides. He looked like a spider with an elfish features. The young brunette smiled menacingly as her one eye glowed brightly with golden color. "Bring it on."

Eva's POV Snap out of it, crazy woman. He is watching you! AHEM! " It's a pleasure to you too, CEO Vetos Ralph. I'm director manager of the company Eva del Rio," I introduced myself and shook hands with him. Behind Vetos was a man who appeared to be secretary of his. He was blonde and had bright yellow eyes, something one could never see in other countries. Elves have a very angelic and unique appearance that can make anyone fall in love with them. They are nature loving and avoid wars or fights with violent creatures. It's surprising how an elf from Madrid has travelled so far from his country to sign the deal with our company.

"I had wanted to run away just like you but then again I thought about it. It might look quite unprofessional, I will tell you my secret. I had a horse friend who was human but transformed into a horse by a princess from the Wizards kingdom. We became friends for weeks, I actually enjoyed his talks and then out of the blue, a crazy elf fell down from nowhere and landed on the grass…" "Did you say elf?" Blair interrupted, her mind playing tricks on her. "Yeah, funny right. We are in the twenty-fifth century and elf's ain't supposed to exist, but there she was laying on the grass." Blair gaped at her, finding her story interesting. " Blair.., there you are, we t

James insisted. “Then that means the crystal is safe! Vampires can't take it, neither can we!” Drex said. "Hopefully so! It's just that there's a chance that someone could!” Rabbeca began to suspect. "Who?" Drex asked. “Azazel! Creatures said to be cursed elves!” James explained. "What the hell is he?" The older James began to explain what he knew about the elf nation. “The Elves are creatures from the heavens! That's what humans know! But I don't think it's heaven but another place which has a very beautiful realm! They have the power to control many things like the weather, time, and human memory!”

Asher’s brows were knitted in frustration as he waited for a reply, winkyelfofaer spent five minutes typing. winkyelfofaer: it wouldn’t be possible…unless you’re the one….but I thought it was just a legend…we all did. The will of Aura: Ummm…. winkyelfofaer: I’m Zane, an elf. The will of Aura: I can’t even be surprised that you’re an elf, I literally met a woman who looked like trees and plants the other day. winkyelfofaer: Was her name by chance Ertuay????

’ I said defiantly. ‘He is out and there is nothing you can do about it.’ ‘Are you sure about that?’ I wanted Glen’s job back and didn’t care what I had to do to get it. Mr Ellington was in his sixties. Thin and grumpy. I was sure a set of D-sized tits from a 26-year-old hot Latino could would help cheer him up. I opened the buttons of my top. ‘Are you sure Mr Ellington? I want Glen to get his job back so bad he really loves it.’ I smiled.