Creepy Squidward Novels & Stories

Lucas had been gone for hours, leaving me to the not so careful ministrations of Magda. The wart nosed witch who I had clobbered over the head with a candlestick. She was hunched forwards with a permanent hunchback and cloudy milky white eyes signalling that her eyesight was diminished with cataracts. She almost looked like she had taken a step out of a Greek mythology book and was actually one of the fabled grey sisters, who determined all living creatures fate. Perhaps she was, all myths derived from elements of truth. Any second now she was going to pull out a pair of rusty old scissors and cut my life cord into two. I held back a giggle at the thought.

There was a loud ' SCREE' followed by an ugly squelching sound and the tongue reappeared . It was just that it had a huge drooperworm in his mouth ( * dooperworm is an imaginative worn with white slimy body like that of an earthworm) . The drooperworm were really hard to found in the capital , not only did they liked dark , dingy places , they were hard to keep with their body that resembled the size of a child miniature toy car .

The coral reef would have been beautiful if I hadn't been dragged to my doom. "Let go of my friend!" I heard Ann yell. I found her face, and I almost drooled. Her pretty crystalline hair fell in waves, flowing down to her tail. It was odd, her tail was merged with the sea, flowing around in a beautiful green sea coat. Mind I add her hair covering her breasts, her blue gem shining from her forehead. She raised her hand, some kind of coral spike forming in her hand. She threw it at the tentacle. The giant squid-octopus was smart. He whipped me in the water, using me as a bat to hit the blast away.

She exclaimed as she points at the squid. "That's a squid, Rhea! For god's sake haven't you saw a squid before?!" Oh now Cora is mad. "A squid?! But that's to big for a squid!" Oh, now we're talking about squid. "Squids can be big or small, Rhea, argh! You're such a moron!" Cora stomps her feet. "Look, I don't want to interrupt your squid quarrel and all, but I'm hungry and I'm ready to eat a whole lot a squid so can we go somewhere really interesting than a super market?" I can't help it, I'm hungry!

How come they have a sea puddle in the center of wherever this was? He wondered as his eyes wandered endlessly scanning the areas for any impending danger but there seemed to be none. It was quiet, too quiet. Then he heard the calm slithering sounds from under the water, one dip was all it took and he was grabbing a squid and biting hungrily into it. Both Alexander and Easton choked at the action, their disgusted faces like a movie displayed on a projector screen. "Oh, wow, he just ate that alive," Easton's voice muffled from pressing against the glass. "Told you he could make sushi out of you."