Novel & Cerita Cute Pick Up Lines

After his last comment I'm already seeing red. She scrunches her nose up in frustration and pushes my cap back so she can see what's going on again. "It's fine babe. These guys were just leaving." She then narrows her eyes on the guys and if I were them, I'd be scared. "Why are you still here? Move along and you should work on finding some less cringy pickup lines. I speak for every female when I say that the ones you have aren't working." The jerks finally take a hint and walk away, muttering something about big muscles and tattoos.

From sweet to sexual, how did that even happen? He just chuckled, continuing. "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." "God that's disgusting! Can you just stop with the dumb pickup lines?" "Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too?" "One more word and you'll be a dead human." I seethed, trying to ignore the furious glances of the teacher. "Your cheeks become red when you're very angry." He noted with wonder, pointing at my cheeks.

‘Huh? Alex – ‘I am working on my pick-up lines. How is this?’ ‘Pathetic.’ I replied honestly. The swift topic change didn’t go unnoticed by me. ‘How about this – Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.’ I couldn’t help but let out a small laugh at reading it. A billionaire working on pickup lines? Just wave some dollars in front of her and she’ll be all yours. ‘You can do better. Why working on it though? For Diana?’

I was flirting and the words bounced from my lips smoothly like butter. “And how many girls have you used that pick-up line on Kade?” “You, feel free to tell me if it’s working or if I need to up my game” Good God, I sounded like a sordid suitor trying to get in a woman’s pants after the first kiss. And that’s the fucking thing, I hadn’t even kissed her yet and I was this whipped. “Ooh you need to up your game buddy, where I come from men have better game than you”, she was teasing but I growled.

I appreciated. "It's fine, beautiful. I don't mind bumping into you over and over again, I'll be here to catch you always," he winked. "Can I get your contact?" He smiled taking his phone out of his pocket and stretching it to me. I watched the man unable to say a word, what kind of a man is he? Bumps into a lady and at that moment ask for her number, classic gentleman. And fills her ears with crazy cliche pickup lines.

I'm pleased that I've ruffled him for once. “Ok, why do I like you? Well, you are funny, sweet, witty, cute - “ “Cute!” I say, miffed. “What’s wrong with cute?” “Babies are cute. Puppies are cute. Grandmothers are cute. I am not cute,” I say, huffing a little. Carter laughs for a few seconds. “Ok, ok. Not cute. How about pretty?” “I’ll accept it,” I say, mollified.

I got excited, “really? What?” He leaned in with that unknowing look again, goddess he was so sexy at that moment! “How did you get to be so beautiful?” Wow! What a line! I laughed loudly at that, “stop! You don’t have to give me cheesy pick-up lines to get close to me.” I joked with him. He chuckled, “I know, I know, I just couldn’t help myself! But really…what does Ari like to do for fun? That’s what I really want to know.”

The man then cleared his throat and offered his hand, “I’m Lukas, by the way.” “I’m Rose.” I lied, not wanting to reveal my identity. “What a beautiful name for a beautiful woman like you.” I grimaced at that, hearing that overused line a million times now. Can’t they be creative and think of another pickup line? Men really have the same brain cells. The man, I mean Lukas, then inched closer, starting to make his move. “So…you alone?” I just shrugged. “Well then, let me accompany you throughout the night.” He decided to let me sit at the stool and have a nice little chat to ‘get to know me’, except for him talking about mostly himself.

There, honesty is the best policy. "You're like the ice. You're ice prince." I'm vomiting words right now, even telling him the nickname I invented for him. That's it. Stop, Evie. Stop. Shut up. Shut uppp! "Maybe I can warm you up with a date?" Bahahahaha what a cheesy come back. Is this one of those lame pick up line? The one you used during your high school era? Which is... what? Twenty years ago? Bahahahaha! "You're weird." I am still laughing when he fixes himself back to the steering wheel and gives a signal to bring the car back to the main road.

The pickup line and hypotonic rejection of my coming worked pretty well on me. I slouched on the chair in my room and replied "Okay.. there's no problem. You have to finish up your work right? It's nothing. Good luck with your work." "Babe, I hope you are not sad or mad at me?" He asked with a sweet calm voice that made me smile but I never knew it was a form of manipulative skill he had. " I was but no more hunny pie, I understand that you are busy so… I don't have to be a reason why you'd get distracted. I am not mad, '' I replied.