THE BURNT FACE LUNA
"I hope I'm not passing my place. But how's the Luna as a woman? She doesn't talk to the rest of us much, so it's hard to tell."
I leaned back, exhaling slowly. "Kyla's amazing," I admitted quietly. "She's an excellent cook. Keeps the house spotless. Presses my suits, takes care of everything without ever being asked. She's smart, kind, gentle..." I paused, rubbing the back of my neck. "...and I've been such an asshole to her."
Jason's expression softened. "Seems like you've got the perfect woman." He patted his stomach. "Hell, I'd trade my plastic wife for your scarred one. At least I'd get fed and have clean clothes."