Dark Humor Jokes Tagalog

Catharyn Gualvez wants nothing but to strive hard in order for her to provide what her family needs. She became the breadwinner of her family the day that her father died but she didn't regret anything because for her family is more important than anyone or anything else. Xannon Clint Altamero is well-known as the cold-hearted billionaire. He wants nothing but power and fame. He is the most popular and powerful businessman not just locally, but also internationally. What if the cold-hearted beast met the most jolly and adorable Catharyn? Will that be the reason in order for him to realize that wealth is nothing without love?

“Every night he comes to me, the first few times, he just kept smelling me, but after I had a very strange encounter with him in his office, my nightmares seemed to be a reality. I could feel how he made me his, and how I reciprocated erotically, and succumbed with pleasure before him”. Sarah Sterlings is a young woman who by fate was transferred to work in Darkville, the gloomiest and darkest town in the country. The greatest and darkest stories were spoken of in this town, but especially, that it was protected by vampires. Alexander Von Strudel, is the great CEO of the factory in which Sarah would start working, from the first day, he begins to develop a strange obsession for her, but he knows that because of his vampire status it is impossible to have a relationship with Sarah, Well, he is immortal and she is a simple human, however, she hides a dark curse, which she does not even know herself, she is the moon of a lycanthropic warrior, who is also obsessed with her, Markus, he had been Alexander's enemy for centuries, but due to fate they must make an alliance to protect DarkVille from an enemy pack that threatens to destroy the city. Alexander and Markus face each other for the love of the human, but she is ultimately the one who must decide, although she was always clear that her love was destined to be given to Alexander, but Markus will not leave it so easy for her. A story full of obsession, eroticism, betrayal, battles, plot, drama and fantasy. Will Sarah be able to be completely happy with Alexander? That will only be decided by fate.

Syrie grew up in a different world than the one she was in. The vampires that surrounded her had sharp fangs, long nails, and red eyes. It's strange, as she would expect. Syrie was surprised when her parents told her about the rumored world to which they belonged. Her parents discovered her in the m

Mike a cheerful, energetic, and passionate guy is all set to start his new job in the new city. But he never expected to be in a toxic culture surrounded by manipulative plastics, Rude Boss and Catherine-His first Love. But did she love him back? He realized sooner the relationship means nothing but will he be able to get out of it? He needed someone who can understand him and mend his broken heart. He found Mary. But will Catherine let Mike go away so easily? will Mary be able to heal Mike's wound? Does Catherine love Mike? This story will depict many shocking moments, anger, betrayal, hatred so please read at your own risk. This story might contain mature and violent content which might be disturbing to some readers.

"I will make you mine. I am not Phoenix Dark Mariano for nothing." Julliana Delos Reyes is a brave and gorgeous woman. Matapos ang isang trahedya sa buhay niya ay pilit siyang ipinakasal ng kaniyang tiyahin sa lalaking hindi niya kilala. David Asuncion, made her life miserable, palagi siya nitong binubugbog at ipinapahiya sa mga nagiging babae nito. In order to protect her daughter wala siyang magawa kung 'di tiisin ang lahat ng 'yon. Not until, she met Phoenix Dark Mariano. Nakuha ng binata ang atensyon niya dahil sa kakaiba at misteryosong presensya nito. Phoenix Dark Mariano is a CEO of XV Company, ngunit nakatago ang tunay niyang pagkatao bilang Mafia Lord. Nang makita niya si Julliana ay tila nagbalik muli ang isang bangungot sa buhay niya. Gusto niyang mas makilala pa ang pagkatao nito. Ngunit paano kung malaman niyang kasal na ito at may pamilya na? Are they both willing to commit sins in order to be happy? Paano kung malaman ni Julliana ang tunay niyang pagkatao pati na ang kaniyang pakay? Kapwa pa ba nila maituturing na pag-asa ang bawat isa kung ang nakaraan nilang dalawa ay ang dahilan ng pagkasira nila?

I hate him! I hate him with every fiber of my being but dear me, the things he could do with his … __________________ When the Luna of the most powerful pack is killed, Eliana and her sorceress mother are accused of the murder and in retaliation, they are killed by the Alpha of the pack himself. Reborn again as Alena, a werewolf and the daughter of the Beta of the same pack. Eliana has nothing but hatred for every member of the pack and she swears to rain on everyone involved, especially Alpha Damon. But when two vengeful beings clash, the chemistry is instant, the burn ferocious at every touch sending heat down their spines. Eliana must fight against herself and her dangerous attraction for her greatest enemy when she realizes her obscene desires for him, and the hunger to have him do all of the most sinful acts her treacherous mind is able to conjure up.

Natasha Raymond’s life is upended when her father’s failing empire forces her into a marriage of convenience with Lucas Salvador, a self made billionaire determined to rebuild his family’s reputation. Their arrangement is simple; save her family’s legacy, maintain a public facade, and in return, she becomes his wife in name only. But Lucas has darker motives. A decade ago, his parents died in a tragic accident one orchestrated by Clifford Raymond, Natasha’s father. For years, Lucas has plotted revenge, and marrying Natasha is just another move in his game. As they spend more time together, their fake marriage starts to blur. Genuine feelings develop between them, complicating Lucas’s plan. Just when Natasha begins to feel at home in Lucas’s world, a mysterious flash drive arrives, exposing a web of lies, including a birth certificate connecting her father to a woman named Amelia Raymond. With her identity in question, Natasha begins investigating. Her search brings her to Derrick Watson, her childhood friend now working as a physician at Silver Point Medical Center. Derrick uncovers startling genetic similarities between Natasha and a patient file from years ago Amelia Raymond. Natasha’s world shatters as she learns the truth, she’s not the daughter she thought she was but a pawn in a family legacy of betrayal, tied by blood to the very family Lucas is determined to destroy. As Natasha and Lucas grow closer, they must confront the lies that bind them. Lucas’s resolve weakens as he falls for the woman he intended to destroy. Natasha faces an agonizing choice cling to the man she loves or expose the truth that could tear their worlds apart. The Billionaire’s Dark Side is a gripping tale of love, revenge & the devastating cost of betrayal.

Dahil sa kakulangan ng pondo para sa kanyang matrikula, pumasok si Emena bilang part-time maid sa Dankworth Residence kung saan nakilala niya ang bilyonaryong si Seniorito Aries. *** Si Emena ay isang matapang at masipag na dalaga. Lumaki siya mula sa isang mahirap na pamilya. Nagtitinda ng bibingka sa eskinita. Walang ibang layunin ang dalaga kundi maiahon ang kanyang pamilya. Sa kawalan ay pumasok siya bilang part-time maid sa Dankworth Residence kung saan makikilala niya ang isang guwapo, makisig ngunit antipatiko at topakin na si Seniorito Aries. Sa pamamasokan niya sa mansion ay kalaona'y may natuklasan si Emena na isang madilim na sikreto ng kanyang Seniorito. Kakayanin kaya niyang harapin ang kanyang among topakin at aroganteng si Seniorito Aries matapos matuklasan ang sikreto nito?

"You've no idea who I'm, do you?" we all love reading about our favourite mythical creatures but what if we'd get to read about two of our favourite mythical creatures in one, an occult hybrid. Athena, an ordinary cardiothoracic intern, her life turns upside down when she gets to know about her true identity, her belonging from a supernatural kind, The Satangels. Out of the blue, demons chasing her for something she isn't even aware is within her. A human, who's willing to die and kill for her, who knew and protected her for years when she wasn't even aware about his existence. Little does she know, it's not even the proper start. starring- Athena Shaikh and Drake Fernandez

One pleasurable night, Two souls collided and created heaven, A girl who's only focused is to provide for her family suddenly woke up in an unfamiliar room with an olympus god like man beside her, and claiming that she is his wife. What the hell just happen last night? And why are they both naked? TAGALOG VERSION