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"You've no idea who I'm, do you?" we all love reading about our favourite mythical creatures but what if we'd get to read about two of our favourite mythical creatures in one, an occult hybrid. Athena, an ordinary cardiothoracic intern, her life turns upside down when she gets to know about her true identity, her belonging from a supernatural kind, The Satangels. Out of the blue, demons chasing her for something she isn't even aware is within her. A human, who's willing to die and kill for her, who knew and protected her for years when she wasn't even aware about his existence. Little does she know, it's not even the proper start. starring- Athena Shaikh and Drake Fernandez

"Aku akan menemukanmu. Tidak peduli berapa lama dan berapa kali mencoba, aku akan kembali dan mencoba lagi hingga semuanya bisa berakhir bahagia."

One brother hired her. The other can’t let her go. She only meant to play pretend. She never meant to steal a heart… or hide his heir. Gianna “Gigi” Rae Cuevas grew up with nothing, hustling on the streets just to survive. But one reckless act of bravery—saving billionaire Rafael De Luca from a thief—throws her into a world of wealth and power. Her reward? A deal too good to refuse: pretend to be Rafael’s girlfriend for one month. It should have been simple. Until Rafael’s older brother walks in. Leandro De Luca is cold, ruthless, and impossible to resist. He believes Gigi is a gold-digger. He wants her gone. But the more he fights it, the deeper he falls. When lies, betrayal, and scandal tear them apart, Gigi vanishes. Years later, she returns with the one secret that could destroy them all. A forbidden romance. A dangerous bargain. And a love that refuses to stay buried.

Si Evina Chen ay isang young career woman na hindi natatakot na suwayin ang mga nakatataas sa kanya lalo na't alam niyang sila ay mali. Itataya pa niya ang kanyang personal na buhay upang ipagtanggol ang kanyang mga kasamahan mula sa mga malulupit nilang boss. Samantala, si Gabriel Yang naman ay isang dominanteng CEO na handang isakripisyo ang lahat para sa kapakanan ng paglago ng kanilang kumpanya. Dudurugin niya ang sinumang maglalakas-loob na humarang sa kanyang daraanan. Kinamumuhian ni Evina ang mga awtoridad. Ayaw naman ni Gabriel sa mga rebelde. Ngunit pareho nilang matututunan ang tunay na kahulugan ng pag-ibig sa mga bisig ng isa't isa. ***** NOTE: > You can reach me at my FB account po @7arabella7 > Salamat po ng madami sa suporta! Sana po ay magustuhan nyo ang kuwento ni Gabriel at Evina!:*

Evangeline Dark was raised as the daughter of a powerful Alpha, but born with a laten wolf that could never shift. All she ever wanted was to find a mate who would love her, but when she is claimed as a slave by the dangerous and ruthless Lycan King Lucien, she finds herself pulled into a dark world. Lucien, who has ruled his pack for a thousand years, has no intention of ever taking a mate, but he can't resist his growing obsession with Evangeline. With secrets and dangers lurking at every turn, will Evangeline's fiery spirit be enough to melt the icy heart of the Lycan King or will she fall into the abyss of his destruction?" Second Book In the 'Chased Wolf' Series. Book One : Chased By The Dark Alpha

"Twinkle twinkle little star .... how I wonder where you are... my love my love...I am your lover... how I wonder where you are.. " ....she shivered in his calling....the sound of his wings made her body shaken up.....her helpless condition ...his devilish chuckle made the "Hidden paradise" more dark... Raphael Ralph ....the most handsome man among all girls of Australia...his blackish blue eyes , brown hair , heavy brow , pointed nose made him devilish handsome...for every boy he was their idol...for 5 to 50 years old female he was their blind love...Raphael Ralph was the most famous and successful actor in whole Australia movie world...He was the CEO of Ralph Production Company.....He was handsome ,sweet for his fan...But the living Devil for his Enemy...he had Another identity except his acting career...he was the one and only pure blooded president of Vampire Council....behind his handsome face another scary face was hidden... Marriott Keerthi kyler... senior Paranormal reporter of most prestigious newspaper in Australia..calm...cute...decent girl...she was half Bangladeshi and half Australian ...her family stayed in Bangladesh...she was researching on supernatural being for years.... What will happen when she will find out that the Country's most desirable actor was the leader of them ...what will happen when he found out that she was his mate...when she will refuse him ....he will be the most cruelest being for her...The Contract marriage will be their token of new life.....what will happen when he will find out that they were mate in previous life...some mystery will come...some mystery will be solved ....let's see what will happen when both world will be connected by moon Goddess.... #CEO #Bad boy #Vampire #Mate #Contract marriage ...Hate & Love - Dark Hidden Paradise ️

Mina endured unimaginable pain—physically, mentally, and sexually abused by her own mother and stepfather. When she was finally rescued and placed under the care of her real father, her life slowly began to change. But the scars of her past refused to fade. The nightmares still haunted her, pulling her back to the darkness she desperately wanted to escape. And no matter how hard she tried, the dream of living a normal, peaceful life always seemed just out of reach. Because peace, it seemed, was never meant for her. Kristoff and Kenobi Sandoval—two brothers burning with hatred for Mina’s biological mother—decided to make her the target of their rage. Kenobi made it his mission to turn her college life into a nightmare. No matter what she did, no matter how hard she tried to stay out of his way, he always found an excuse to bully and humiliate her. Then there was Kristoff. The complete opposite of his brother. He was her unexpected protector—the one who always stepped in to shield her from Kenobi’s cruelty. But behind his gentle facade was a secret agenda, a hidden motive for getting close. And Mina, once again, finds herself caught in the middle of a game she never wanted to play.

The marriage between Zoey Jenner and Laurence Scott initially started as only a transaction. However, she has always had feelings for him, and the show isn’t as make-believe as it seems. Her husband, on the other hand, has never once considered her feelings or felt anything for her in returned. For her, he holds not a bit of love. Zoey’s long-held crush for Laurence dies on the day he made her have a surgery in the hospital. She abandons her pride and begs her husband to show mercy to their child. Yet, Laurence only calmly says, “Don’t be naive.”Many years later, Zoey returns to Northwell. He pins her down in a dark corner and says huskily, “Zoey, don’t go.”

Amelia never believed in the legends whispered about the forest. Until one night, beneath the full moon, her eyes met his—eyes that burned gold and promised danger. Shadow isn’t human. But he isn’t a monster, either. He is something ancient. Exiled. Desired. Cursed. He warned her: “I’m a problem you don’t need.” But she had already chosen him. And now… there’s no turning back. In a world where secrets breathe beneath the skin and packs don’t forgive weakness, Amelia and Shadow are fated to burn. Between howls, stolen kisses, and wars whispered in the dark, a forbidden bond awakens—a pull as fierce as it is fatal. A romance as wild as the full moon. A passion that could save them… or consume them both.

The story about a young bright girl whose life got destroyed because of her father's believe. Alexa is lost and faded, shattered and broken as she writes about her dark past on her death bed just after she finally finds true love and wishes to live instead.