Dark Jokei Novels & Stories

He made me laugh, a genuine, bubbling sound that felt good after the fear. “Your turn,” he challenged, when he finished. “Tell me a joke. Something to keep the darkness at bay.” I thought for a moment. “Okay, okay… What do you call a fake noodle?” He raised an eyebrow, a slight smile playing on his lips. “What?” “An impasta!” I delivered the punchline with a flourish, and he actually laughed, a deep, booming sound that warmed the room. “Alright, alright, that was a good one, for a rookie,” he teased. “My turn. Why did the scarecrow win an award?”

I love it when Jorge smiles at me. We were laughing about my latest pay in Cards Against Humanity. The black card asked us to complete the sentence, “Nothing in life is certain except death and ….” I put “kids with ass cancer.” “Damn girl, you are against humanity,” Jorge joked, laughing like music to my ears. “Sorry, I didn’t have anything else,” I laughed back. Stretch my legs out and Jorge picks them up. He starts rubbing my ankles. “I can’t believe my pregnant sister made that joke,” Solen choked out as he laughed.

I asked, "So, Miss. How is it going with the Dark humour guy? Any update so far?" "HA! Dark humour! He's the funniest guy, I've ever met. Didn't you hear that line of him? I mean he called himself motherfucker; oh my, that's the kind of humour I love. Every time he cracks a joke, it makes me head over heels for him. And not forget his awkwardness around girls" the sarcasm was dripping from her mouth. But that changed my mood. And we both started chuckling, "He's not that bad!" I exclaimed. Right? He's not that bad.

Charlie frowned as he pointed at Jiro and asked Kazuki, “Master, why don’t you take a look for yourself? Am I wrong to call him a shorty?” Jiro suffered another blow at this time. He felt as though he was about to vomit a mouthful of blood. At this time, Nanako, who was standing aside, could not help but laugh out loud. She knew that Charlie was deliberately taking advantage of this opportunity to continue mocking Jiro. She really did not expect this man to be so humorous.

Heavy with shit we weren’t saying. I cleared my throat. “Alright. That’s enough depressing hospital talk. You know what would really make my day better?” He glanced at me, brows raised. “A really dumb joke.” Andrew blinked. Then tilted his head a little, lips twitching like he was fighting a smile. “A dumb joke?” I nodded, lips curving around the cigarette still hanging from my mouth. “Come on. Hit me.” He gave me a look—half skeptical, half amused. “Fine. What do you call a sad strawberry?”

“No, I can’t”. Sorahiko’s back slams into the headboard as he scrambles away from Miyamura, panic sharp in his voice. “There’s no way that’s going to fit!”. Miyamura glances down at his dick, then back at Sorahiko’s wide-eyed face, and lets out a tired sigh. “You have to be joking, Sorahiko”. He says flatly. “It’s just a dick”. “J-Just a dick?”. He says it with the same disbelief reserved for someone asking if a rattlesnake would somehow not qualify as a snake. “It’s not just a dick, Miyamura”.

Marlene raised an eyebrow smugly. "Jillian, I've already told you that until the two thousand dollars is in my account, you're not going anywhere." I looked at her coldly. "This is unlawful detention—it's a crime. I suggest you think about the consequences before you act." Marlene burst into exaggerated laughter, doubling over as she turned to Hugo. "Hugo, did you hear that? She told me to think about the consequences. Oh, I'm so scared."

Julian was mid-sentence, describing a particular consultant at the hospital with such precise, affectionate exasperation that Caelith was laughing properly, the kind of laugh that came from somewhere unguarded, when he reached across the table for the small ceramic dish of sauce near her side. His elbow caught the edge of his water glass. It went over cleanly, the cold water spreading instantly across his lap and the near side of the table. He was on his feet immediately, napkin already in hand, his expression caught between startled and deeply resigned. "Genuinely unbelievable," he said. "I do this at least once a month. My colleagues have started placing bets." He joked. “Please excuse me”

You know I'm smart and I don't want to increase my intelligence ' I can't help but smile because of his corniness. Emoji warriors are also crazy and even jeje days surpassed the number of his emoticons. I just read his next message. 'I'm beautiful today you know why?I was just embarrassed earlier in the cafeteria because of what Yuki did did he shout at everyone that he jowa said to me 'tas I suddenly found out that he was just ordered by the beaten Aiko.I do not know, but after the scene in the cafeteria, I lostfocus on the exam and I think, my last semester here at SU I hope my stupidity passes . '

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!