Funny Dark Humor Jokes Novels & Stories

Jon admits. “You know what? I don’t either.” I open my eyes, looking around the dark room. I can’t see Jon, and even if I roll over and look him in the eyes, his expression will be hard to read. It doesn’t make sense, but there’s something safe about the dark. It hides the truth, and sometimes the truth hurts. “I say things like that with sarcasm and dark humor, but it’s not really funny, is it?” “Sometimes you laugh so you don’t cry.”

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

She chuckled and then broke into delighted laughter. He grinned. “You get that I’m joking?” “Well, of course you’re joking. Vomity ones.” She laughed again. “Too funny.” “Most people don’t get my jokes. Say they’re inappropriate.” He finger-quoted inappropriate. “Are they idiots?” “Arguably.” She laughed again. “A woman who gets my jokes…” His pleased little grin turned into a broad smile. “Can I buy you a coffee sometime? Or a jet?” “A jet?” She laughed until her stomach ached and she had to bend over with her hands on both knees to catch her breath. “You’re killing me.”

His booming voice filled the air with glee, As he entertained us, setting spirits free. "Let's say old time jokes, shall we?" Chants of 'yes' sounded around the room. "Did you hear about the vampire who opened a bakery? He got into a lot of trouble because his cakes were always too bloody." The room erupted with laughter, a joyful sound, As we all shared in the mirth that went around. Stephanie chimed in with a witty remark, Adding to the humor, making the atmosphere spark. "Alpha Darwin, have you heard the one about the talking dog?

I muttered, “if I wanted you dead, I wouldn’t poison you. I’d shoot you instead.” Their mouths dropped open, and I realized too late that I shouldn’t be joking about something like that. A nervous laugh fell from my lips. “I—I was only joking. You’d be able to smell poison from a mile away, and I know you’ll get the gun away from me within seconds.” Devrim was the first to break the silence. “You humans have a sick sense of humour. I don’t really see what’s so funny in what you said.” “I’m sorry.”

"Or I tell Zane that you slept in my bed until you turned sixteen and that accidents still happened until late into your teenage years." Shirley gasps. "But that's a lie!" I wink smugly at her. "I know, but Zane doesn't need to know that. You know that I'm good at lying and manipulating him. He will believe me." Shirley stares at me. I stare back. We both fall into a laughing fit at the same time, howling at my dark joke. It only gets funnier by the minute. Soon we are both crying like idiots. "Oh-my-fucking-god... Really? REALLY GINA?!" Shirley is wheezing while finding us a parking spot. "You can't make dark jokes like that! You're killing me!"

"He has a very small dick and collapses after the first round. He has a weak wolf." I couldn't hold back the laughter, "but you stuck to him." "That was because I had fallen in love with him. I didn't mind enduring that much with him." "Can I make a dark joke?" I asked. She raised a suspicious brow, "Okay, let's hear it." I giggled wickedly, "You would have taken the same step your mum did if you ended up with that man." Raven's silence scared me at first, as I thought she didn't take the joke lightly.

But that wasn't all, I had something to say to 'Mr stupid talk'. "And you think your words make you appear funny or smart? You're just a coward." Wait a minute. Did I really just say that? Jeez. I wanted to hold back from saying more, but I couldn't. "Making fun of someone in need of help? You think you're still a kid?" I laughed humourlessly as the guy looked at me in embarrassment, and what looked like anger. "In case you're yet to realize it, you're here for a job! You're looking for a Goddamned job! You're grown already, man. Act like it." I shook my head in disbelief as everyone remained silent. Good. Just then, the dark guy walked back inside the hall where we were sitted, with another

Okay, this shit got to stop, maybe I should try a joke or something? “Hello triple Ds” I say chuckling awkwardly and they just stand there not knowing what to say. “you know, because the names of the three of you starts with a D” I explain my bad joke. “Yah we got it” Dylan says with a fake chuckle, okay, maybe that joke can still be saved. “I’m a double D myself” I say laughing liking my own joke and all their eyes instantly go to my breasts. I choke in my laughter when Derek lets out an angry growl and I sink further inside my hoodie while Dylan starts counting the specks of dust on the floor and Dean find the light fixtures very interesting all of a sudden.

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.