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A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

I can eat it too heheh joke. Only then will I eat him and he will let me. I'm not just going to eat it, I'm going to swallow it-- what he's cooking right now heheh, let's change the topic you guys are bad because that's what you're thinking hahaha. You should imitate me, you who don't get horny, ganern. I was about to walk to Ken when I suddenly remembered that you don't have a joke label heheh. no offense, please don't make me feel like you don't have breasts heheh, it's just a joke again.

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She was pretending to be looking for their friend when, in reality, she was just trying to change the topic. Bambi laughed while pointing a finger at Jada and warning her, “Don’t you dare call him that or he might kill you first, even before Kobe could.” “I still don’t understand where he got that much stupidity!” Jada complained, trying her best to control her laughter. Honey chimed in, “True, I don’t know who he took after,” then she glanced at Bambi. When their friend realized that they were teasing him, he scrunched his nose, “Byotches! Don’t me! I’m in no way as stupid as that toasted bread!” he snapped.

Xuri said irritatingly thinking that Yoonjiis just messing up with her. "Does it look like that i am in a state to do jokes, Xuri?" she asked pointing to her exhausted self. "Well. You have a funny bone" Xuri said with a grin. "Ha Ha" Yoonji fake laughed which made Xuri chuckle lightly. "Hehe.. just kidding" She said. "Does it mean you are telling the truth?" Xuri asked seriously. "Yes. The absolute and unconditional truth" Yoonji said keeping her hand on her heart.

I'm getting weird these days. I hugged the teddy bear,"Hmm... If I want something to hug, why not you instead?" I joked. I never thought I would say that words, and of all person... I said those to him. But that was just a joke. Can't I joke? Lia shierked on her seat followed by Vencie's malicious whistle. While looking at Yukenzo, his brows remained in furrow. I want to laugh but I stopped myself. Did he take it seriously? But I'm just trying to lighten up the mood!

The chill drenched into my bones, and I shivered. Zack stood at the entrance, his smile sardonic. He clapped his hands, and the maids got the message. They grabbed the snow off the ground and made snowballs. Then they hurled the snowballs at us. The snowballs exploded the moment they came in contact with our skin. The chill seeped in worse than ever. This was humiliating. It almost felt like I was a toy. I struggled and thrashed around. "Stop! They're Wendy's parents!"

Both grinned as they saw him cave in. “OK, but no more than two hours.” The look on his face told the others everything. Their stone-faced tall man was no match for the tiny fairy. “Man down,” Beecher said as he elbowed Dakari in the gut. “I wonder if he knows?” Dakari answered even as he watched the scene unfold. “Knows what?” Aquina demanded. She looked from one to the other, not understanding the joke. “Nothing, nothing at all,” Beecher said way too quickly.

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"Check." Justin continued."Athlete?" She smiled."I guess?" Aaron nodded seriously."Check ulit." Matt quietly laughed while Kenji remained unusually silent. Justin looked at Audrae again."Moreno?" Audrae smiled. "Cute kaya ng moreno." Aaron slowly turned... First to Elijah. Then... To Kenji. He dramatically nodded to himself."Another check." Kenji pretended not to notice, he simply opened his bottled water. Justin wasn't finished."Funny?" Audrae answered almost immediately."Definitely…Ayoko ng boring."