Novel & Cerita Dexter Funny

She gestured toward the door, her tone cold. Dexter shook his head slowly, a mocking smile spreading across his face. “Oh, foolish, foolish Autumn,” he drawled. “Sometimes I wonder how someone with Helena’s face can make such moronic choices. Just because I’m holding back some details doesn’t mean I have nothing valuable to offer.”

Dexter paced the wide hall, fuming in anger and occasionally throwing things around him away. His hands trembled with fury consuming him as he muttered curse words under his breath. Harrison Bugle, Dexter's beta and childhood best friend sat on a couch, whistling to the sound of his favorite country music, not bothered by his friend's troubled state. Dexter turned around to face Harrison. "Would you please stop that! It's both disturbing and annoying." Harrison stopped for a while then resumed.

officer Lucas mocked Dexter with the rest of the officers who accompanied him to Dexter's cell. "Oh, don't you dare make fun of me. That wasn't funny. I was just stating that fact. And for your information, I am not a Daddy's boy. For crying out loud, I am a matured man," Dexter cried his eyes out. He gave them a thousand reasons to believe that he was a perfect gentleman. Rather than believing him, officer Lucas continued to taunt Dexter.

Then again, if Lexi’s sister pulled a stunt like that and she didn’t know it was a trick she would be pissed, too. “Did you guys enjoy dinner?” Brock asked like nothing happened. Everyone just stared at him. “Yes,” Lexi said in an attempt to ease the tension. “The duck was fabulous.” “Thank you, Ms. Brown,” Victor said. “Now, it’s time for the real game,” Brock announced. “Oh goody,” Connor said snidely. “Don’t be like that, Connor,” Brock said. “You could be richer than rich by Sunday.” “What do you mean?” Connor asked.

He made Kai laugh in a way Kai didn’t realize he’d missed. “Are you always like this,” Kai asked, “or are you trying to impress me?” “Both,” Dexter grinned. “Half and half. Like a coin. Coins can’t have one side.” Kai blinked. “What if they did? Would they be called uni-oin or mono-oin?” Dexter burst out laughing. Kai followed. It felt stupid and refreshing. Then Dexter’s phone buzzed. “Oh shoot—gaming session with my buds.” Kai perked. “Wait. What game?”

That last command is directed at me before he turns on his heels and walks past the double doors, leaving us remaining three to bask in the silence of Dexter’s stupidity. I can’t exactly shoot Sonia a quick text with the one pair of eyes I know is watching me like a hawk, probably anticipating that as my next move. Instead, I sit back into my chair, crossing my legs with a little smile on my face as all heads turn to Dexter. “What were you thinking, D?” Axel starts, and I follow. “I doubt he was thinking at all.” Dexter is up on his feet, walking to the bookshelf and then back as he frustratingly runs a hand through his hair. He lets out a bitter laugh, his gaze coming to Axel’s. “You have t

Dexter said smugly, "say again who you are." — Fatty didn't respond. — It felt like— He had been struck by lightning. — He didn't hear Dexter anymore. Didn't hear anything. — Because of that smile. — To others— It looked sweet. Elegant. Beautiful. — But to him— It was terrifying.

Dexter watched her with surprise for a few moments before he started smiling himself looking at how beautiful she looked when She laughed. "You can just Buy her another present" dexter suggested when she stopped her laughing fit. This got her annoyed, It wasn't like Dexter knew everything that was happening in the house so he was not supposed to understand it but somehow all the wrong things that Had happened in the day finally got to her. "Forget it you wouldn't understand" she said annoyed before she turned out to walk inside her house. What was she even thinking? talking to him in the middle of the street so that she becomes the next topic of gossip in the entire town.

she said, scowling at him. His face didn't change and still had a wide, goofy grin on it. She finally couldn't stand it anymore and burst out laughing, shaking her head as the guys started laughing again. "Goddamn man, you are one funny motherfucker," Dexter said. "Shit man, I learned a long time ago that you gotta relax when you come back from roughneckin'," he said, squeezing Dexter's shoulder for a moment. "Seriously though, I really do appreciate what you do for me and Donna. I know it can be weird for a dude in your position to be friends with the boyfriend of the girl you're fucking, so I wanted to kind... break the ice, you know? So, are we cool?"

With his unchanging gentle demeanor, Finn emitted a calm and pleasant air that could put people at ease. Dexter, on the other hand, was the complete opposite. He was wearing a black jacket, black cargo pants, and black hiking boots. As he was clad entirely in black, he appeared brooding and intimidating, especially when he wasn't speaking or smiling—he looked like he was ready to pick a fight at any moment. "What's the matter? Are you hoping I'll hurry up and divorce her so that you can take my place?" Dexter broke his silence after a pause, speaking with biting sarcasm.