Dexter Funny Novels & Stories

With his unchanging gentle demeanor, Finn emitted a calm and pleasant air that could put people at ease. Dexter, on the other hand, was the complete opposite. He was wearing a black jacket, black cargo pants, and black hiking boots. As he was clad entirely in black, he appeared brooding and intimidating, especially when he wasn't speaking or smiling—he looked like he was ready to pick a fight at any moment. "What's the matter? Are you hoping I'll hurry up and divorce her so that you can take my place?" Dexter broke his silence after a pause, speaking with biting sarcasm.

These kids sound kind of dangerous,″ Dexter warned. By then, they had gotten home and were in the garage. ″Thanks Dex,″ Anna said as she clambered out of the car. Then she remembered something. ″Dex, I have a question,″ she said. ″Shoot.″ ″How old are you?″ she asked. ″You wanna marry me?″ he teased. ″Very funny. Don't feel yourself too much,″ she said as she rolled her eyes. ″Oh sweetie, I know I'm hot,″ he said as he dramatically gestured at his body.

“I love the fact that you care about my dad, trust me, I really do. But I will never let you move to another room, I can higher a nanny for him.“ Alex joked. Massimo gave him the middle finger when Kimberly was not looking. “I would have loved to if you were Laura,” he smirked and Laura blushed. Dexter picked up a glass of water on the table and drank to push down the rice he just ate. “I would like it if you stop giving me dog food, it's not fair.“ He said like a kid causing Laura to Laugh.

"Oh, what's with the fancy outfit today? Are you going to see your old sugar daddy? Have him give you more money so you can fix that crappy car of yours!" I walked straight past the security booth without turning my head or slowing down. Feeling ignored, Dexter cursed angrily and stormed out of the booth after me. "Stop right there! I'm talking to you!" After taking two steps, he stopped for no clear reason. The sight of my tall figure dressed in black suddenly made him uneasy. …

"Mr Lorenzo, it's not enough fir you to have a pretty woman on each side. Another one even came to chase after you. You're making us jealous!" Dexter smiled faintly, "why would I have such a bad taste?" "Go and take a look since she came here already!" Another man laughed. Dexter got up and stepped forward. When he walked to Barbara's side, a man behind him simpered, "Give her to us if you don't really like her!" "Good!" Dexter's indifferent answer made Barbara tremble with anger. She raised her hand nimbly. The men in the room burst into laughter. "What a hot wild cat?"

Xander is a devil who I can't kill, but only watch him do whatever he likes to me. Fuck!... I wish I could find someone to kill him.

“I’m not!” He stretched his arms outwards and looked expectantly at Anelia. “What, you want me to tickle you?” “Sure, you can try that,” Dexter spoke sarcastically. “No, I don’t want you to tickle me.” He shoulders shook as he laughed and brought his hands down. “How do you manage to come up with the most random things at the wrong time?” “For what it’s worth, I’m not ticklish so there’s that.” Dexter fought his humour and stretched his arms out again. Anelia twisted her mouth at him, clearly unamused. “Are you poking fun at me?”

He smiled, wheeling close to me. “What could I be planning?” he asked, taking the fried bacon. “A lot of evil things. Knowing you, you won’t let it go easily,” I said, and he gave me a long look. Dexter seems to me the type that would take revenge if anyone messes up with someone he cares about. They didn’t only mess with me, but him and he is calm about it? I know he is planning a lot of evil in his head.

Dexter looked at me , smiled and knocked me out cold . ©#KCMmuoe "

Damn, I am the luckiest Alpha in the world. Dexter- You are going to fuck this up, aren’t you. Me- Shut up