Novel & Cerita Dexter Funny

Dexter is jokingly answered Shayne “Let me see, if you can play me a joke after wards” her short answer. “Come with me and don’t go away from me” Dexter with smiles in the lips, have a naughty thought in mind “Why should I go away from you, I always want to be with you”.

In the midst of their playful banter, Phoenix leans in and whispers with a mischievous twinkle in his eye, "You know, some ladies opt for trousers!." Dexter, never one to miss a chance to add a humorous twist, quirks an eyebrow and replies, "Perhaps briefs, then?" Blaze chuckles at their antics. "Some women wear briefs too!" Phoenix chips in. "Ah, forget it. He knows what I mean!" Dexter, ever the eccentric one, seals the conversation with a wink directed at Blaze, who couldn't help but cringe. Dexter's sense of humor always had a unique flair, bordering on the absurd.

"Mr. Damon, good evening. Would you like me to tell madam that yo-" Damon walked straight past her without looking at her or slowing down. The maid was left astonished, standing with the tray in her hands, her mouth half open, watching him cross the floor toward the inner sitting room. He found Dexter exactly where he expected to find him. Dexter was sprawled on one of the cream sofas, one leg thrown over the armrest. There was a glass of whiskey on the side table beside him. His phone was held up in front of his face. He was scrolling through something on social media, and every few seconds he laughed out loud at whatever he was watching, the satisfied laugh of a man who believed he had jus

“You’re joking.” “Oh my God.”Dexter actually took a step back. The great Dexter El Camino was afraid of a group of children. That was the funniest thing I had seen all week. Maybe all year. “You’re enjoying this,” he said, turning to me. I didn’t even know when I replied.“A little.” Before he could even take another step, the kids surrounded him. “Where have you been?” “You didn’t come last month!” “You promised to bring us something!” “Look at my hair!”

Casper called me within minutes I replied to him and within thirty seconds he had made me laugh, a real one, loose and surprised, the kind that comes from somewhere that had not been reached in a while. I was on the balcony with the city spread out below me and my coffee going cold and I was smiling in a way that had nothing complicated attached to it. When I came back inside Dexter was in the kitchen. He had come home at some point without me hearing him. He was standing at the counter with a beer in his hand he had not opened and he looked at me for exactly one second before his expression closed. “Who was that?” He asked. Very leveled. Very careful. “A friend,” I said. And I walked to m

he laughs. We both ate, sharing laughs and teary eyed jokes. I've never been in this position with Dexter before, he was always so mean to me, I never had the opportunity to actually know him better yet, know this side of him. “I heard you and your mum” Dexter breaks the silence, “she's so feminist, real scary” he laughs. I stand up and take all the empty stuff into the garbage, “yea…um thanks” I wash my hands, “we always argue on dumb stuffs, it's normal at this point” I sigh.

Orange whined, rubbing the sore spot dramatically. “Because all of you are irritating and keep muttering nonsense,” Dexter snapped, his teeth almost grinding together. For a split second, his expression reminded me painfully of Alexander when he was in one of his moods. Orange, completely unfazed, brightened again. “What if Ms. Ali has other friends she can introduce us to?” He high-fived Malix enthusiastically. “Shut up,” Dexter growled. “There’s a huge cage inside this pet store. Don’t make me buy it for you.”

I tut my lips and rolled my eyes. Dexter burst into a bout of laughter, which was more teasing than fun motivated. "You should take a look at your face. You look so ready to beat up the lady." His body shook hysterically while I flung a pillow at him. "Maybe I'll give someone a lap dance so that you'll know how it feels."

I already knew what was written in it, why do I have to wait? Just as I left his room, his laughter was heard, it echoed around the hallway. He knew that no one can defeat his pack. . . I entered Dexter's room and caught him in at a wrong time. He was with some naked ladies. He gets to have fun while I run around, doing the dirty jobs. "Thank you Sasha, your aim is to bite my dick off huh?" He asked, pushing the girl off his body. She giggled and wrapped the bed sheet around her body.

I snapped, letting out an exasperated breath. "You didn’t really buy her act, did you?" Dexter asked, his tone serious. I smirked, shaking my head slightly. "Don’t get me started," I muttered, grabbing a magazine lying next to me and flipping through the pages, feeding my eyes with the curves of the models.