Dexter Funny Novels & Stories

He was watching his favourite series while munching his cereals. "Fuck off Dexter." He said after glancing at the name who is calling him. He waited for the ringtone to finish and then watched his show in peace and again the ringtone goes on. "Oh my fucking god!" He cursed and put down his bowl. "What the fuck do you want? Dick shrimp." He snarled at the phone. "What a good way to say hi to your friend?" Dexter, his friend, said sarcastically. "Bitch I don't have time, what is it?"

The thought of them getting closer made me smile “That’s good. I’m glad he’s being nice to you.” Dexter nodded, raising his head. “If you wanna talk to him, you should talk about games. That’s what he likes.” I blinked, surprised at the suggestion. “You think that would work?” “Yeah. He talks about them a lot.” He giggled. “I bet if you asked him about Zombie Fighters , he’d talk to you forever.” I laughed lightly, the sound awkward in my throat, rusty from crying. “Zombie Fighters, huh? That sounds… terrifying.”

"You have forgotten that I know you so well, man. You were all zoned out during the presentation, although I didn't think anyone noticed." That part calmed my heart a bit. It sure wouldn't look good if my staff discovered that I wasn't even paying attention during the presentation— the same thing I warned them about. "But I wasn't sure at first," Dexter continued, demanding my attention."Until I saw the bulge in between your legs." He finished the last part with a snicker. My cheeks burned in embarrassment as I reached across and threw him a punch. "Shut up, smart-ass." He didn't see the punch coming this time, so he couldn't dodge it. It landed squarely on his shoulders.

Dexter asked, he didn't even make an effort to hide his anger. "Did you really think that you'd just fall in love, marry, give birth to hundreds of children just like disney fairytales, No!, I once taught that but it never end well like i thought"Dexter added looking very searious. "Whatever, Go take a bath, you smell malodorous" sylvester said staring at his blood stained shirt. Dexter spun around and walked towards the bathroom and when he was in, he closed the door with a loud bang!!

"Why? I don't think anything is wrong with me; I'm certain of that; big boy works like a charm." "How can you be certain?" She asked. "By the way, you be carrying on when I make love to you." "Just because you're perfect at knowing how to screw doesn't mean something might not be wrong with your little soldiers." Dexter covered his crotch. "Guys, don't listen to momma; she's so mean."

She giggled, grabbing her stomach. Dexter's eyes widened in surprise the water dripped from his fsce. " Stop, I can't go back with wet clothes." But Maya just kept throwing him water and laughing. Soon enough, the arms of her clothes were soaked and stopped, doubling over as she kept laughing. She glanced up at him with teary eyes. " It's been so long since I made fun of someone. And you're the only person I can do that to here."

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She said and he sighed. “ Call me whatever you want to call me I'm just glad you're finally laughing now ” He said and she rolled her eyes. “ You know you haven't tell me your name ” He asked. “ And why will I tell you my name ” “ I'm suppose to know your name since you already know mine ” Dexter said pouting his lips which made him look cute. Apart from the Alpha, Muna noticed that Dexter was a cute guy also. His black hair and yellow eyes added with his tall height though he was not as tall as the Alpha but he was handsome too and friendly unlike that heartless alpha.

"Dexter is a cerebral man. He is a hot shot criminal lawyer and he has connections but he has not used them to get ahead because they will leave a trail . Which leaves one of your ex lover's . " " I think I broke up properly with them . " "I've had Salvatore look into everyone you've dated and your dating history. You have some pretty psycho lady that you love dating. You love drama and you live for the drama." "I used to live for the drama but now I live for one person make it two people only. My wife and our baby boy." " That's so sweet. Axel has your eye colour but not the shape of your eyes he looks like you with also he looks like a combination of both you and Ell ."

Dexter is jokingly answered Shayne “Let me see, if you can play me a joke after wards” her short answer. “Come with me and don’t go away from me” Dexter with smiles in the lips, have a naughty thought in mind “Why should I go away from you, I always want to be with you”.