His Maid (ENGLISH)
"What can I do? That's what I am when telling a story. Why do you have a complaint huh?"
"It's just strange, okay."
I laughed and looked at him, thinking, "Wow, I'm embarrassed of not being weird."
"For real though, are you even listening to my story?"
He drank some water and responded. "Yeah, even though it's dull."
"You should be thankful I'm sharing a story to you duh!" I suddenly thought again, I saw right away that he seemed different; how many words has he spoken since then? That's a lot, right?
"Just out of curiosity, have you had sex yet?"