Dog Squinting Meme Novels & Stories

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But Superman here thought he was born to fly. _*]:min-w-0 gap-3"> Blue eyes widened in remembrance. _*]:min-w-0 gap-3"> "Had to throw those shorts out." An oversized canine appeared in a sneer. "At least I didn't almost cause a stampede at a cattle ranch." _*]:min-w-0 gap-3"> "At least I didn't almost get my ass eaten by a shark." _*]:min-w-0 gap-3"> "It wasn't a shark. It was a guppy."

I replied. I could see the look of disappointment on his face and a suspicious one on the look of the second male who looked at me with squinted eyes as if I was hiding something only he could see. "What is your name?" He asked again and I didn't know if I should give them a fake name or lie that I don't remember as well. "Uhh..." I bit my lower lip. "You forgot your name too? That cheetah must have hit her pretty bad." The male who was squinting exclaimed.

Instead on closer inspection, I noticed that he had a scar across his snout that I hadn't seen before, and the fact that one canine tooth stuck out slightly when he breathed completely threw me off. “Oh my God,” I whispered. “He looks like he owes people money.” To my horror, Leo laughed. He really, really laughed at my misery. The dog stood slowly and stretched before padding toward me. “No,” I said. He was close enough that I could smell grass, soap, and something vaguely earthy. Then he sat and stared at me with judgemental eyes. “What does he want?” I asked nervously. “Probably deciding if you'd survive in the wild,” Leo said softly.

But instead of losing his shit over me, that dirty ass, furry mutt’s grin widened showing his two sharp canines, his ego clearly fed by what he thought was mere human feistiness and he replied lazily. "Both." The greedy dog replied which made me feel like puking, feeling already done with the dirty smell of his stinky ass but I held it in & rolled my eyes at him mockingly before I threw like a sassy wizard, I am. "Then you fucking need to visit a good optometrist and get your ugly eyes checked as soon as possible!" I snapped. But that stinky mutt leaned in closer, his eyes darkening with a mix of lust and the need to dominate as he said.