Dolly Parton Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

"You're crossing so many boundaries, it's not even funny." “It's not funny when you drilled me last night. Have you forgotten how you moaned when I sucked you? Have you forgotten how you moaned my name when I rode you. Cut that act, Dylan! I know you're still obsessed with me!” She spat, her voice echoing in the empty store.

Dressed in an off-shoulder red gown that clung to her like a second skin, her hair swept up in curls, her smile sparkling with the exact amount of sugar and arsenic. “Barbie!” she said, her voice loud and warm. “You came! You look... stunning.” I could feel eyes on me as I smiled back. “Thanks. You too. You don't look bad yourself " “And Dolly! I’m so glad you could make it.” Dolly gave a nod that said, "what, you thought I'd get hit by a bus?" "no, I'm just glad you're here" She smiled. Zoe looped her arm through mine. “Come, come, there’s someone I want you to see.”

I said frustrated. "She can't, I would talk to her okay?" She says raising a brow at me. "Thanks Becky" I said smiling and pulled her for a hug. She let out a quiet laugh "this is funny?" I said giving her a glare . "It's not Funny, the almighty Dylan, can be like this because of his mate". She said smiling. I pushed her out of my room

“No Daddy, you’re a big pony!” We all bust out laughing, “Leave it to the adorable kid to bring some light.” Elion laughs as we all head inside.

Hyacinth’s POV ‘Girly, are you sure this is a good idea?’ Dolly asked me again. ‘No. Yes. No. Oh!’ I threw my hands in the air. ‘I don’t know, but I don’t know what else to do. This is all I can think of.’

Donald once taught Dolly that if she wanted people to listen, she needed to offer a small incentive. So, Dolly took out the jelly Nina bought for her from her bag. Whoever answered the question would get one. The trick worked. Bobby raised his hand. “I’ll go first...” Dolly felt extremely satisfied. She asked Bobby, “Does your dad like your mom more, or does he like other women more...” Bobby stared at the jelly in Dolly’s hand and said, “Of course he likes my mom... liking other women is cheating, my mom would beat my dad...”

Brown and she brought out her phone as she sends her a lovely text of appreciation. *YOU ALWAYS HAVE A VERY SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART, GRANDMA. THANK YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE THERE FOR ME* “I am back!!!” Dolly dances out of the kitchen with bottles of nonalcoholic wines. “Hahahaa...” Scarlet started to laugh as Dolly dances funnily as she drops the bottles on the table. “Oh Dolly, is this necessary?” Scarlet smiles as she watches her best friend. “Of course!” Dolly snaps at her with a glare and she started to open the bottle before pouring the wine into the glass cups she brought as well.

"Tell him what?" "That you want to, I don't know, just hop on his lap and give him a little, you know, some of this. And that." Dolly wiggled around on her own seat with sinuous movements to make sure the meaning of her words was perfectly clear. "Then we can actually get somewhere, and you won't have to play lonely little partridge that just won't sit on the damn tree." "I don't - I'm not a partridge, and I don't need a tree!"

And you're so down to earth. " You're so sweet baby...look ...look ...you almost made me cry...you're such a sweet heart..." Dylan got up,smiling like a fool, and took her hand ,to help her get up. "If I was a sculptor, ha But then again, no.....(singing)" " Haha...what is this Dylan...A song? At this time of the night...hahaha" "...Or a man who makes potions in a traveling show I know it's not much, but it's the best I can do

She turned to me. "All for tears my dear, you never know how life is with other people," I said. "So you don't believe him?" "No, I do not. I said, " I've seen weeping Virgin Marys on TV before." "I've seen Tom and Jerry on TV too. That makes them real? Maybe you think there's a real rabbit that sings and dances dressed up in a fucking tuxedo—" "Ain't the same thing." Damn, this lady is blunt. I was insulted by Danielle's acid sarcasm. Sometimes, she seemed to forget who was the boss.