Dolly Parton Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

I glance down at her tits swelling against the confines of her bra, as I try to keep my cock from overreacting. "You seem like a nice guy, Mike." Barbara says. "But I don't know if you realize what's going on here." She shifts in her seat and looks away again, obviously very nervous about what she's about to reveal. "Remember that old movie, 'Nine to Five'?" She asks. "The one with Jane Fonda and Dolly Parton." "Yeah, that's one of my mom's favorite movies. We used to watch it over and over. Wasn't Lily Tomlin in it?" I ask, wondering where this is going.

I looked in front of me on the stage where a middle-aged tall woman was singing. Listening to her voice I remembered my mother's voice who used to sing whenever she was teaching me playing piano. I was so shocked and can't believe my own ears. How can someone have the same voice.!! I asked my business partner about her and he informed me that she is Rupal chadda, a singer who sings at parties to entertain people.

“Oh my god, look, she included my quote—'it’s like being a hamster on a disco ball: spinning but fabulous.” Daisy snickers. “That was pure gold, Karl. I’m surprised you came up with that one.” Chloe leans over my shoulder. “And she actually wrote about your ‘commute from Mars’? How gullible was this lady?” Ethan laughs so hard he almost spits out his coffee. “This is hilarious. Do you think she realized we were messing with her?” “I hope not,” Anton says, shaking his head. “It adds to the mystery, no?”

Soon I’m warming up, loosening my calves, thighs, and hips while Dolly Parton fills my ears. “Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Joleeene…” I sing along as I stretch deeper. “I’m begging of you, please don’t take my man. Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Joleeene! Please, don’t take him just because you can…” That’s when I notice the feet. Men’s feet, standing right in front of me. I let out a startled yelp and fall flat on my ass. Of course. It had to be him, Sophia’s fiancé. And he’s laughing.

“I didn’t realize we were turning this into a nostalgia hour.” Dolly’s eyes narrow slightly, though she maintains her sugary tone. “Oh, Caroline, you wouldn’t understand. It’s just something special between Knoxx and me.” I force a tight smile. “You’re right, Dolly. I wouldn’t understand. I’ve only been his wife for years. But please, go on. Tell us more about how you peaked in high school.” Her face flushes, and for a moment, I think she’s going to lose her composure. But she quickly recovers, flipping her hair over her shoulder. “Well, not everyone can relate to having such cherished memories. Some of us have lives worth reminiscing about.”

"Now, have you imagined how they would sound if they attempted to sing a song?" "No I haven't! How do you think that they would sound?" I asked. "Exactly the way you sound," Dorothy said sharply. "How do I sound?" "Terrible! You sound like an old woman who has smoked most of her life." "I don't smoke. I have never tried that in my life." "It doesn't matter whether you have smoked in your life. All I know is that you sound like someone who has smoked a lot. An old woman who has smoked a lot of weed."

"Surprise! I am on leave for two days, which I had planned for since Friday.” "Oh...I love you babe, I thought you forget this day!" "How will I ever forget our anniversary" "That's why I love you" "And I love you too, Babe" Was that a wonderful moment for me? I'm now asking myself this...sigh. "What’s with the silence?" When Dolly asked me again, I was brought back to reality... "Oh, well I kind of thinking about that, I guess I do have though it seems to be a lot to enumerate hahaha"

Mr Johnson ➡ That's my boy, but don't have too much fun, spare ur time for studies. . Johnson ➡ Ok, pop! . That's my dad, he always says"too much fun with no study makes jack a dull boy"that's his favorite quotes but in his own words! Damn, today was a great day, Fucking 2 busty ladies and 1 giving my Bj! That's the life! 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

Tony was right behind him as he spoke. "Did you just audibly say the word 'gasp' at me? Hahahaaaaaa, dork! Hmmm, might I suggest something else to be blown?" Tony couldn't help but crack a wide smile when he heard Dillon snort and chuckle. "For fuck's sake, haha! You did not! Ugh, raunchy 'dad jokes' now? Ahaha!" "Well, half-dad joke, haha." Tony grabbed Dillon's proffered hand and hopped down the last few feet of the incline onto the ground.