Funny Quote Woman Novels & Stories

Tyson preaches, causing the male species in our group to applaud his remarkable statement, much to the ladies' annoyance. " You're right, men are wieners !" Jackie intoned with a laughter filled voice, bringing Emerald to a hearty laugh. Not that it was that funny, pardon once again for being a bit misogynistic but women aren't funny. Maybe it's the weed smoke getting to me. Well, Jackie has said some decent jokes over the past couple years but this was not it.

And if that wasn't enough to leave my mind with an ache, then this godamn woman had got 890 likes, and 345 comments in matter of ten minutes. 'What the Fuck? Was the entire America sitting on I*******m in the middle of the night?' "See, how popular we are honey!" She chirped excitedly. I felt like giving two tight slaps; of course not to her, but myself for choosing this dangerous breed of over creativity to fall in love and marry. Even Satan will be less hyperactive than her. "Fuck you, Price!" I cribbed while Serena started to laugh like she heard a joke. "What?"

I'm a woman on the prowl, and a woman on the prowl is confident in her abilities. "Quit?" I ask, running my tongue over my dry lips, trying to moisten them so I can form words more easily. "Quitting is not something I do. That's what my ex-husband did. My mama did. That's what my former boss did," I shake my head and try to stand on four-inch stilettos. He reaches out and grabs my elbow, steadying me, being a rock when I haven't had one in a very long time. "Whitney Trumbolt is not a fuckin' quitter." I make my voice as strong and as clear as possible, I fear though that it comes out a slurred mess.

The quote next to it read: The happiest people don’t have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything. I smiled. “That’s a good one.” “Yep. I’ll give it to Black Crimson; he is quite the philosopher.” Glancing at him, I grinned. “Or she is.” He sniffed and sent me a look before smirking. “I bet it’s a he.” With a disbelieving laugh, I argued, “And I bet it’s a she.” His eyebrows lifted. “What makes you so sure?” “Well, she has good taste in quotes. She’s an incredible artist. And she always chooses older, cruddy-looking buildings to paint on, making them prettier, so she’s stylish. Honestly, with her kind of talent, brains, and compassion, how could she be a male?”

"Let me call your friend or family." "I can't call them. I can't let them see me like this." The woman stands up straight and points at all the audience. "Tell me, am I worthless because I can't have children?" All eyes turn to her. Some people laugh at her. Some are making videos. The woman doesn't look flustered. Instead, she asks with a louder voice, "Does anyone become less worthy because they can't have children? Does that make them less lovable? Will you marry a woman who can't have children?"

All day long, I had to listen to people tell me things like: "Heard you applied for the job. I know you'll do well." "You'll get it. I am sure they would see that you and that role are a perfect fit." All those remarks, everywhere I turned. I had used up all my genuine smiles and was now running on the fake... My personal 'favorite' of all the comments was, "You, Veronica, are a manly woman." One particular person said. And I could do nothing but smile at that totally weird comment.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

no that no were true, but they would make him look like one. "Not very fond of yourself, is that it?" she teased. "It's not that," he chuckled. “Well, more or less. You have to like yourself. I want say, who else is going to do it? She laughed. Man, the woman had a beautiful laugh, soft and husky, like a whispering breeze. among the leaves of the gum tree. “Okay, but how can you suggest that all women are boring?

I clutch the door handle and she laughs as she saws the 'wheel' as she calls it, around. "Calm down Aislaine, we don't live far from here." "It is my-my first time in a car..." "This is hilarious! I'm glad to be the one to pop your car cherry." "What is that? I'm hungry. I would eat cherries from in here if I could find them." I sniff a lightly, but I do not scent anything edible. "It's a sex joke. Damn girl, you really are lost in this society eh? You've got a lot of slang and perversion to learn if you're to make it here."

she teased, wiggling her brows like she’d just cracked the world’s funniest joke. I rolled my eyes so hard I thought they might get stuck. “Very funny.” “I know, right? I’m hilarious.” She stretched like a cat before flopping back on her pillow. “You know, it’s wild how women used to be treated over this stuff. Like, can you imagine being locked up in a hut for a week every month because men thought you were ‘unclean’? The irony is they’re the ones who can’t even locate the clitoris, but sure, we’re the problem.”