Rescued by the CEO
“Ahh, well Dolly, I had a chap come into the office with a great investment opportunity, and I knew you wouldn’t want to miss it. “
Dolly raised a brow. “Go on then. What is it?”
“Well, this is top secret, Dolly,” I said, lowering my voice. “You can’t tell anyone, but you’ve invested in a new animal,” I said with a straight face.
Dolly’s frown got deeper.
“What is it?”
“Elephants!” I said triumphantly. “They’ve made them grow massive ears so they can fly!”
“Cheeky bugger, I’ll pull your ears so hard that when I kick your arse, you’ll fly out of my pub like a jumbo jet!"
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