Duck Season Daffy Novels & Stories

~Dakota’s Point of View~ “This is certainly not how I wanted the night to go,” I grimace. I lay absolutely still on my side, as Dex licks -- yes LICKS my butt cheek. I try to find a way to enjoy it but I’m just not sure it's possible. At least it's right in the fat part… I guess. “Me either but here we are. I knew right away every moment with you would be an adventure but you just keep on making crazy turns. If you want to call it that,” he says, as he laughs.

He turned to leave to the other place. Dylan had checked a few places where he thought she would be but she wasn't. He finally reached to the Goose Lake where she was present. "Pidge!" he recognized her beige coloured coat and called out. Turning around she saw him and giggled. He strides towards her and she was blabbering something. One thing he knew she wasn't normal at all. "Pidge..." he quickly caught her by the waist and understood that she was drunk. "Dylan...you came..." she showed him a bright smile.

He chuckled though, as their plan seemed to have been abandoned. "Here we are trying to give them a show and they don't even have the decency to watch us." Kelly popped Derrek's cock out of her mouth for a moment. "Can you blame me with these two handsome studs playing with my pussy? I couldn't help it," she said, pouting demurely. Molly grinned and pulled Duncan to his feet as Kelly bounced slowly up and down on Drake. He had his hands on her hips and was slowly guiding her up and down while Derrek rubbed his cock across her lips and ran his fingers through her hair.

[SLOANE] The lake caught the morning light in long, unbroken sheets, and for one hour I let myself pretend the folder on my desk didn't exist. Oliver counted his skips under his breath: three, four, five, each throw more deliberate than the last. Remy had already named four ducks by the time I sat down on the bank—Biscuit, Sir Feathers, Duck Two, and one he refused to name because "he looks like he already has a name I don't know yet."

For one last time, I turn to him, “Ready?” He first takes a deep inhale, then he nods. And there, swiftly, I pull the closer doors open! Before we see it coming, tons of Donald Duck with pants stacked up crumble down in one second! Some of them even fall onto our heads and almost bury us! “KYAAAAA!!!!!” Jamie screams in his highest pitch as he shuts his eyes and jumps! He clings onto my arm and hides behind me! “GET AWAY FROM ME! GET AWAY FROM ME!”

Sia looks at Type and smiles. "So you plan on protecting my daughter from ducks?" "Ducks are fucking spawns of hell if one comes near her the entire damn species will be extinct. I'm not even kidding. Fuck those damn birds." Sia bursts out laughing and shakes her head. Type scowls at her and she smiles. "Quack." "Okay the baby is mine now I will not allow my niece to be exposed to this!" Sia falls over from laughing so hard. "Don't change her diaper then I'm pretty sure the design on the waistband has ducks on it." Type eyes widen. "This poor girl." Sia wipes the tears from her eyes, stomach cramping from how hard she was laughing.

Asher returned then, Eira bouncing in his arms, giggling as she told him about how one duck had tried to steal her snack last time. “Uncle Dorian got mad,” she added with a grin. Asher raised a brow. “Did he?” “Yup. He yelled at the duck.” Dorian laughed under his breath. “It hissed at her.” Vera, unexpectedly, laughed too. And for a second, a single suspended moment, it almost felt like something normal.

he trailed off. “Aaarrggg...” Kyde sighed. Dakota pulled his mate onto his lap and nuzzled her hair. “Not to worry, my sweet Bunnylove, I will protect you from that nasty ole snow.” She rolled her eyes, “you’re sch asses!” She grumbled as her family laughed. “All of you just wait til we start training” She warned each one. “Promises, promises.” Kruz chuckled. “You better not HANG around after breakfast.” Hunter chuckled, making Kruz’s eyes widen.

"Don't lie here, who doesn't know that I don't have a lot of money to buy these ducks, but the size of these ducks is exactly the same as the ducks in Eric's field." Alena stood next to Alex and said, everyone around heard that and nodded in agreement. How can there be such a coincidence? “Besides, why would your ducks cover their beaks like that to keep them from meowing?” The ducks are all tied right at the beak so they can only flutter their wings but can't call. “UMP, THIS TIME CAN NOT BE STOPPED, YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL.” Alex shot a malicious glance at Eric, Henry saw this angrily kicking Alex's chest, sending him flying away. A small trickle of blood oozed out from the mouth, and the pe

Donald duck! I started laughing hysterically and sprinted away from him. I heard loud footsteps and knew that he was following me. I glanced behind and he was pretty fast, but what was more funny was that he was galloping. I laughed loudly and squeaked, "Quack, Quack, Quack." "Don't make it hard for me whore, come here and we'll have lots of buns-nuns . . . fun," he slurred and I shook my head while running.