Duck Jokes Novels & Stories

We sat there a few feet from him, watching him as he carefully scanned the floating rubber ducky's, trying to find the one's with the biggest numbers. He picked out the first one as curssed under his breath, causing us to chuckle at him. Then he proceeded to pick up a second one, he picked it up with anticipation in his face and looked at the number underneath the duck, then lights swore under his breath again. He tossed the rubber duck back in the tin tub and sighed, then leaned over the tub and carefully scanned each duck. "Come on Matt, it can't Be that hard! Just pick a duck." Damien chuckled at his friend.

"Seeing as I now know you're carrying around daishō swords in your pants, I think it's about time to let the cat out of the bag." "Oh, you have jokes?" Luke asked as his dark eyes sparkled, clearly relieved that he didn't scare me away I tilted my head to the side as I raised an eyebrow. "Is that how the devil's three-way saying got started?" Luke's face hardened. "Stupid humans," he grumbled as his upper lip twitched. I couldn't help but chuckle. "Keep the twin pistols holstered while I'm gone?" "Ha fucking ha," Luke said as he rolled his eyes.

"Rude! I’m a model citizen. I only commit crimes against humor. Not that I’d ever need to rob a bank!" "Crimes against humor," I chuckled. "That’s one way to put it. Your dad jokes are a whole different category." "Hey!" he said, pretending to be offended. "My dad jokes are basically an art form." He pointed at me like a teacher about to drop knowledge. "Why did the scarecrow get promoted?" I shot him a wary look. "Frank—" "Because he was outstanding in his field," he declared, laughter bubbling up as he reveled in his own joke.

Such jokes are no longer funny because they offend the dignity of a pretty cool buddy who doesn't deserve to be ridiculed. So Damian quickly learned to accept being different, but that didn't mean that he wanted to experiment. He was totally, one hundred percent straight, happily engaged to a beautiful girl and they were on the verge of setting a wedding date, and then suddenly a joke about paying with the body appeared in his head, a joke directed at a man. He even said the joke out loud! To make matters worse, this joke was not provoked by any erotically provocative scene... Damian, already with his hand on the doorknob, stopped and bit his lower lip.

Bright and early the next day, I showed up at the office as usual. I ignored the whispers and stares, and made a beeline for my desk to start clearing it out. That was when Lily waltzed over, oozing fake sympathy. "Janice, can't you take a joke? "Come on, it was just a little toilet cleaning. Why'd you have to go and tell Mr. Hoffman you're quitting? No need to blow things out of proportion. "Look, I'll even dip into my own wallet and toss you a little extra cash to make up for it.

“Do you like jokes?” “I do,” I said. He told me one about a duck in a library that made no sense and made perfect sense because he laughed so hard at the end that he forgot the last word and had to start again. Emma rolled her eyes and said she had a better one, and then her punchline was the same as Eli’s by accident and they both laughed until Stella smiled, and I had to look down for a second because the feeling in my chest was too much. When the laughter faded, Emma picked at a crumb and looked up. “Where do you live?”

She didn’t need Derek to fall in love with her for her to be happy. Having successfully consoled herself, she returned to the pool and found Derek and Zoe sitting on one of the lounge chairs, talking and laughing. “What’s so funny?” She asked when she joined them. Derek looked at her curiously. “I was telling Zoe a joke that I just made up,” he said, still staring at her with a puzzled expression. “I’d like to hear it,” she said with a huge smile. “O…kay,” he said tentatively. “So, here’s the joke; what did the duck say to the doctor?”

Lucas looked at the dozens of Wild Bull Dark Races in front of him and said, "Is there anything funny about this?" A Rank 5 Earth King Ranked Realm Wild Bull said to Lucas, "Human, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life. Don't you think it's funny!?" ...

His booming voice filled the air with glee, As he entertained us, setting spirits free. "Let's say old time jokes, shall we?" Chants of 'yes' sounded around the room. "Did you hear about the vampire who opened a bakery? He got into a lot of trouble because his cakes were always too bloody." The room erupted with laughter, a joyful sound, As we all shared in the mirth that went around. Stephanie chimed in with a witty remark, Adding to the humor, making the atmosphere spark. "Alpha Darwin, have you heard the one about the talking dog?

Nikolai said. "That's not fair!" Pascal pouted. Then, trying to be helpful: "I know a joke! Why did the dinosaur cross the road?" "Why?" Tiana managed to gasp out between laughs. "Because chickens weren't invented yet!" Pascal dissolved into giggles at his own joke. The innocent sound of her son's laughter only made Tiana laugh harder, this strange, broken sound that didn't feel like it belonged to her at all. "Mommy thinks my joke is really funny!" Pascal said proudly. "Tell another one! Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?"