Dumb Blonde Means Novels & Stories

As if a bucket of water was poured down, the ladies' expressions turned sour. "Wait a minute," the guy excused while getting his phone. "I have a dictionary application here," he said then browsed at his phone screen. "These are the synonyms of the word dumb. It says: fool, stupid, idiot and gullible." He stopped for a moment. Next, he looked alternately at Almond and the other girls. "What should I do?" He heaved a sigh. "I don't think these words are enough to describe the other girls. What about? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Ahh! What about..." Before he uttered his last words, the smile on his face disappeared, "BRAINLESS?" He uttered in cold tone while poring at Freesia and the other women.

"Liking a man who doesn't like you, even when you are this amazing, young lady Chocolate, is indeed dumb. However, what about the other girls who aren't as amazing as you? If they pursue the same guy, should we also call them dumb? Just dumb?" As if a bucket of water was poured down, the ladies' expressions turned sour. "Wait a minute," the guy excused while getting his phone. "I have a dictionary application here," he said, then browsed at his phone screen. "These are the synonyms of the word dumb. It says: fool, stupid, idiot, and gullible." He stopped for a moment. Next, he looked alternately at Chocolate and the other girls.

The casual confidence he had was also very attractive. It wasn’t often I got to have a conversation with a man who was of equal or higher intelligence than myself. I didn’t think I was a snob, but dumbing down to have a conversation with a man was getting old. I didn’t want to pretend to be ditzy. I was a blonde, but I hated the stereotype.

Dora said dryly. “But she drop-dead gorgeous!” Deborah the red-haired squealed pushing her seat backward, she had shut down the computer and was packing her bags too. “Yeah,” Lola and Dora both chorused in agreement. “There is nothing killer about her,” Laurie put in jealousy evident and Deborah grinned openly. “Except that she is blonde and you are not,” she added mockingly. “Most men are suckers for blondes.” “You shouldn't keep picking on Laurie.” Lola scolded and Deborah shrugged.

the blonde exclaimed, rushing to Chateau with genuine enthusiasm. Chateau’s voice cracked as she backed toward the sofa. “Who… who are you?” The blonde placed her hands on her hips, tilting her head. “I’m Tethia! And she's Madison”—she pointed to the brunette—“She’s a little bit evil, but she’s actually kind. Sometimes.” Madison rolled her eyes and scoffed. “And she’s beautiful but dumb as fuck. Honestly, it’s her whole personality.” Tethia gave an indignant gasp, her pout exaggerated as she turned to Chateau. “See? Evil.”

Whoever coined the term 'dumb blondes' must have had her in mind specifically. "Well, I thought since you've been working nonstop and have hardly taken a break to even eat lunch most days, we could go out for drinks later tonight." Slowly running her tongue along her lower lip just before pulling it in between her teeth and biting it, she went on. "You know, to celebrate you as the youngest Professor in the college and also blow off steam anyway you suggest," she finished with an encouraging smile and a seductive look in her eyes. Dropping his pen and clasping his hands together in front of him on his desk, he regarded her coolly.

Perhaps only she knew the answer. "She's simply a mute, that's all. Can't you all see? Even when we talk like this, she doesn't react. Who knows what she's thinking! Or maybe she's been lonely for too long; she doesn't even want to let go of a fool?" Someone still couldn't accept it. It was a mischievous-looking girl with dyed blonde hair, giving off the impression of not being kind-hearted.

“Yeah, but you are weird.” “That’s rich coming from you.” It wasn’t the first time she had said something like that, and somehow, Darius felt like it wasn’t going to be the last of him hearing it. He inched forward and asked. “What’s that supposed to mean?” The blonde in front of him hummed for a few seconds before shaking her head. “Nothing, I guess.” Darius chortled. What type of idiot said something they didn’t know the meaning to? Alexandra, he guessed. But that was good… this was good.

she started out slowly like she was trying to explain something to a retard, "you can't be almost pregnant. You either are, or you aren't." "My point exactly. She's not." I mean, Dawn's a pretty smart girl but in times like this, I feel like she thinks right out of her ass. Or maybe, now that I think about it she might not be all that smart and I just think she is because she's my bestfriend and I do it out of sentimentality, for both our sakes, because if you are who you hang around with then what would that say about me if my bestfriend was dumb.

"Please do punish me for my blunder!" Looking at her sorry state of mind, I couldn't really bring myself to reprimand her at all and could only deeply sigh at her yet-to-be-reformed-naïvety. "Alright alright, I get it. Now don't cry anymore and listen to me, hmm?" She raised her tearful face to look up at me and I said, "Little Liana, the thing about smart people is, they seem like crazy people to dumb people." Liana stared at me, dumbfounded for a few seconds, and then imprudently enough, nodded her little head in understanding.