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Claire Michel woke up in a hotel room with a man she didn't recognize. Her wedding to her fiancé, Ludwig Beyer, was about to take place, but she had no idea what to expect. One day, a video of her going crazy in a nightclub was leaked. Her extended family was furious and her wedding plans were canceled. She was kicked out of the house. Newly living on the outside, Claire found herself pregnant. A few years later, she was reunited with the stranger who had spent a thrilling night with her in the past. He is Felix Homann, a very special client that Claire's boss has asked her to take care of. So, what will Claire do?

At her bachelorette party, Lucille had a one-night stand with an unknown man. Waking up, she learns that she's also married to the man. Because it's her wedding, Lucille abandons the man and promised never to cross paths with him again but during her wedding, she learns that the man she had a one-night stand with, is her husband's twin brother, Kyle! To keep their One-night-stand stand a secret, Kyle demanded three things from Lucille. One, she will be his sex toy to always compensate him whenever he is horny. Two, she will work as a stripper in his lounge to VIP customers. Three, she must do the two things listed above, otherwise, he will upload her sex video and make it go viral! Will Lucille accept this condition? Will she cheat on the man she loves and married to just to keep her secret hidden forever? Are you a type that enjoys seeing your male lead jealous? This story is for you!

Ling Yue dan Cia Li kembali dipertemukan dalam sebuah projek kerjasama yang melibatkan keduanya. Profesi mereka sangat jauh berbeda satu sama lain. Ling Yue adalah seorang Presdir, sedangkan Cia Li adalah seorang ahli Botani. Perasaan keduanya benar-benar berkecamuk setelah pertemuan tak terduga itu. Cia Li yang mengira cinta pertamanya bertepuk sebelah tangan di masa lalu, sedangkan Ling Yue mengira kalau Cia Li dulunya sangat membenci dirinya. Akankah dipertemuan kali ini mereka bisa menyelesaikan masalah perasaan yang tak usai itu di masa lalu mereka? Yuk, ikuti kisahnya..

The rogues cornered you, their scent tempted you. The first of them shifted back to his human form, with a ripped, muscled body. You follow his lead and shifted back into your human form, offering them your beautiful body on a silver platter, ready to be devoured, no longer having the will to fight the heat.He walked over to you and hungrily pulled your body against his. His erection pressed against your skin. The rest of the rogues shifted into their human form, one looking better than the other. You wanted them all. Their hands and mouths were all over your naked body, licking, touching, grabbing. With one of their faces between your legs, you caught a delicious scent. 'My fated mate is among them,' you thought and opened your eyes.Your eyes met a rogue who was still in his wolf form. He must have just joined. 'MATE,' you felt it rip through your soul as your eyes met his wolf's eyes. He growled and the one light in the dark alley flickered before it popped. The men who were devouring your body let you go as if your skin were burning them. They shifted back to their wolf forms, their heads low, before running away, leaving you alone with the rogue that had just scared them off, your fated mate.‘I am fated to a rogue?’ you asked, unable to speak. Your body needed him to take you as if the other men prepared you just for him.He changed into his human form, but you couldn't really see his face because it was too dark. The moment his body touched yours, you knew no matter what, there would be no parting from him.“Mine,” his husky voice said in your ear...

[Aviation Series #1] After years of despair and continuously witnessing her fiance cheating, Alexandria Aviana Alcantara finally decided to call off the engagement with Damien. On that night, she also made an impulsive decision and slept with another man. A man that made her reminisce the past that she kept on denying. A man that made her realize that maybe, her ex-fiance was cheating physically, but she was cheating emotionally.

Alianne Casper Villarreal, a naughty little perverted ghost who loves to tease everyone around her. For her, dying gives her nothing but a complete freedom, but her belief changed when she meets Regan. He make her wants to live again for him. Regan Heaven Co, a business man who fear ghosts a lot. He always think that dying is the most awful thing to happen to every people in this world, but meeting Alianne was a life-changing experience for him. He wishes to die for her. Every single line of life tells a different stories, and there is no such assurance wether or not it'll turns out good as the beginning or bad as a chaotic ending. Would they rather die, or stay alive?

Saat Bonita mulai mengharapkan hubungan agar bisa melangkah lebih serius ke jenjang pernikahan, Benjamin tertangkap basah berselingkuh dengan seorang model anggun dan seksi. Merelakan pria yang dicintai, sangat berat bagi Bonita. Empat tahun yang dilalui bersama satu-satunya pengharapan kasih setelah menutup hati karena trauma pernikahan terlalu berharga untuk dilepaskan begitu saja. Akankah Benjamin mengakui perselingkuhannya dan memilih model seksi itu? Bagaimana hubungan Benjamin & Bonita setelah perselingkuhan itu terkuak? Atau mungkinkah Benjamin lebih memilih melanjutkan hubungan ke jenjang yang lebih sakral, yang hanya ada sekali dalam seumur hidup untuk membangun komitmen bersama Bonita —sedangkan di hatinya masih menyimpan perasaan pada wanita lain yang sudah mengisi jiwanya sejak masih anak-anak, yang merupakan cinta pertamanya? _______ Temukan jawabannya bersama Bonita (Boo) & Benjamin (Bee) di novel "SOMEBODY THAT YOU LOVED". Setting tempat di Oregon, Amerika Serikat. Copyright & writen by NOUVELIEZTE Temukan nou di LINKTR.EE/NOUVELIEZTE

She never wanted him, she hated his family, she hated his elder brother, Lucas, for raping her, she hated the Winston's family and that hatred spread to her relationship with him, she never thought that she will get married to Damien Winston. But it happens when Lucienne wakes up one day and finds herself in the body of Cherry, the arranged bride of Damien Winston. She has to take onto the new identity of Cherry and marry from the same family she hated so much. She wants to go back to her own body but she can't... She must stay with Damien Winston as his wife, she must take the man who raped her as her brother in law. Will she ever let go of her hatred towards the Winston's family? What happens when her brother in law, her rapist, suddenly wants her? And more, what happens when the real Cherry is back and wants her position as the wife of Damien Winston? Will Lucienne give it up for the rightful owner or will she fight for something that was never hers, the heart of Damien Winston?

Kinara dikenal sebagai wanita jahat yang merusak hubungan suaminya sebelum menikah. Setelah 12 tahun berlalu dan memiliki 3 anak, semua terkuak. Suaminya masih memiliki hubungan dengan mantan tunangan dan memiliki anak kembar bahkan seluruh perhiasan peninggalan ibunya diberikan ke wanita itu. Kinara memutuskan menghancurkan semua usaha (mantan) suaminya yang ia jalankan selama 12 tahun serta memulihkan nama baik dari kebucinan bersama keluarga dan sahabat baik kakaknya.

Isabelle is not the typical girl who loves studying and prefers staying indoor. She loves adventure and she wants freedom that her parents spoiled her since she was a kid. And because of that, she didn't took care of her self and her reputation—that made her life went all f*cked-up. But great God and Destiny, her fate changed as she met the most benevolent and kind man in the whole world. And it was also him, who changed every bad insights she have in her life—as well as made her appreciate all the small things she should thank that she have. Because of that one accidental night that they made something out of their control, everything has changed as well as her.