Dumb Jokes That Are Funny

It was supposed to be fun. A night of drinking and fun. But Adrian hits a man on the road who ends up dying, Bianca wants to call for help but instead she is shot, which sent her tumbling down to the road below to her death, or so they think, now five friends have to keep what happened that night a secret. What they didn’t know was that Bianca survived, saved by the leader of the mafia, and she ends up getting married to his son. But soon her life in the mafia and her motivation for revenge ends up making her life harder as secrets are revealed, while more betrayal comes her way.

Sa labis na kagustuhan ni Gabrielle na mabawasan ang guilt sa pagkawala ng kanyang kapatid ay sinikap niyang gawin ang lahat para sa ikabubuti ng kanyang mga estudyante lalo na at buhay na ng mga ito ang nakataya. Para sa kanya, wala nang mas lulungkot pa sa naging buhay niya. Walang pamilya. Mag-isa. Miserable. Hanggang sa dumating sa buhay niya ang isang lalaki sa katauhan ni Zierelle Montefalcon. Hindi niya alam kung biyaya ba ang pagdating nito sa buhay niya o isang pagkakamali. Pagkakamali, kung hahayaan niya ang kanyang sariling tanggapin ito sa buhay niya at umasa siyang mayroon ulit siyang taong maaasahan sa tabi niya. Sa ilang taong namuhay siya nang mag-isa, natuto na siyang walang ibang inaasahan pa kundi ang sarili lamang niya. She became an independent woman as she wanted to be. But fate interfere. Some things won't go as planned. Namalayan na lamang niya ang kanyang sarili na unti-unti nang nanghihina ngunit sa isiping nasa tabi niya lang ang lalaki ay nanatili siyang malakas at natuto siyang magtiwala na tutulungan siya nitong hanapin ang kapatid niya. How about the boy with yellow umbrella? Patuloy niya itong inaalala dahil naroon ito sa tabi niya noong mga panahong nawala ang kapatid niya. Pagkakatiwalaan niya kaya ang isang aroganteng police officer para mahanap ang dalawang taong matagal na niyang hinahanap? How will she find them when her only clue is.... That summer...the rain pours.

Matthew Lockwood and Adrian Thorne were born rivals, competing for everything from love to business. When their families arrange an engagement between Matthew’s sister and Adrian, Matthew vows to stop it at all costs. But as secrets unravel, including Adrian’s dangerous Mafia ties and the hidden truth behind the engagement, Matthew finds himself drawn to the one man he’s spent his life hating. In a world of lies, betrayal, and passion, Matthew must decide: can he trust the man who’s both his enemy and his obsession? And when the lines between love and revenge blur, will Matthew survive the deadly game they’re playing? The game has only just begun...

CONFUSED by her sexual orientation and trapped by her fear of rejection, Rhoegene isolated herself from the pack and hid for five years hoping to never meet her other half. But after getting tired of running away and realizing that she has been wasting the best times of her youth, Rhoegene started to open her heart again and decided to teach as a PE teacher in the pack's best academy. She encountered a lot of ups and downs which she fought bravely including the jerk handsome Alpha and his four minions.

Samantha is a beautiful young lady with lots of dreams. She was from an average family that’s why she study really hard to become successful. Charles is a businessman who manages the largest bus company at a very young age. They first met in the bus station owned by Charles. After getting to know each other, they became lovers. One year has passed when Charles decided to propose to Sam. Unfortunately, Sam ran away after he proposed. Sam was only 21 years old at that time. She was not ready yet. After that incident, Charles left the country. They met again after three years and got back together. However, Charles has a new lover who will do anything just to separate them. Will their love conquer everything?

"How much did Ashley pay you for that night?" "Who's Ashley?" William asked. "I... I mean... the woman who paid you and asked you to sleep with me that night." William turned his head and looked at Valeria emotionless, "I don't get it. What the hell are you thinking about?" William was speechless. How could there be such a handsome and rich pimp like him in the world? ****************************** "Valeria Brown was the only daughter of the Brown family, which was rather rich. But her bestie Ashley and Ashley's mom planned to take everything from her. Also, Mason, who had been dated with Valeria for four years, cheated on her. Valeria caught Mason making out with Ashley in the car! But Ashley never felt ashamed, instead, she drugged Valeria and asked a pimp to take her virginity. A stranger saw through all of this and chased the pimp away. Valeria woke up and found this hot stranger lying next to her. She was annoyed when Ashley told her that man was the pimp. But actually, this stranger who got rid of the pimp and slept with Valeria was the richest CEO..."

Eighteen year old kolehiyala Anna Eleonora Azores-Madera left home dahil sa pagrerebelde sa ama at sa sobrang galit sa two-timer na nobyo. She met Janus Buergo, a compassionate autho shop owner, and cohabitate with him. Nang mamatay ang kambal na bagong silang niya ay naghiwalay sila. Nagkita silang muli after five long years and won simultaneously sa grand lotto. Sign ba ito ng tadhana na sila ang itinakda para sa isat-isa? Or badya ng panganib at magdudulot ng trahedya sa kanilang mga buhay?

He caught hold of her leg and yanked backwards. She hung on and flailed both legs, kicking him in the head, the face. He fought to hold her legs down. Sweat lathered her hands. They slipped from the post. He yanked again. She rolled over to face him and punched with both fists. Her right fist caught him in the eye. He growled in pain, then threw himself on top of her, pinning her arms and legs. She screamed.She strained to free herself, lunged up to bite him. He jerked backwards. They slid down one stair. She tried to scream again. He slapped a palm over her mouth, his breath hot on her face.She fought him until they had tumbled down every stair. By the time they reached the bottom, every ligament burned. She stared at him wide-eyed, gasping for breath between his bruising fingers.She trembled violently, longed to run again but knew it would do no good. He stood at a good seven inches taller and outweighed her by at least fifty pounds. She didn't stand a chance.All she could do now was placate him. Do what he wanted... no matter what it was!

This is a story about Robots. People believe that they are bad, and will take away the life of every human being. But that belief will be put to waste because that is not true. In Chapter 1, you will see how the story of robots came to life. The questions that pop up whenever we hear the word “robot” or “humanoid”. Chapters 2 - 5 are about a situation wherein human lives are put to danger. There exists a disease, and people do not know where it came from. Because of the situation, they will find hope and bring back humanity to life. Shadows were observing the people here on earth. The shadows stay in the atmosphere and silently observing us. Chapter 6 - 10 are all about the chance for survival. If you find yourself in a situation wherein you are being challenged by problems, thank everyone who cares a lot about you. Every little thing that is of great relief to you, thank them. Here, Sarah and the entire family they consider rode aboard the ship and find solution to the problems of humanity.

Novel romantis ini bercerita tentang Alya purnama, seorang gadis miskin berusia sembilan belas tahun. Di usianya yang masih sangat muda, ia dihadapkan pada kenyataan kalau sang adik yang begitu ia sayangi mengidap penyakit bocor jantung dan kanker darah stadium tiga. Alya yang begitu mencintai adiknya berusaha keras untuk mendapatkan biaya pengobatan agar adiknya bisa sembuh. Takdir mempertemukannya dengan seorang pemuda bernama Langit Marvelino Sastra Wijaya, seorang pengusaha kaya yang angkuh, sombong dan brengsek. Pertemuan pertama mereka yang tak terduga mengawali kisah cinta dua manusia berbeda status sosial ini. Langit yang selalu dikelilingi wanita sexy, cantik dan berasal dari kalangan sosialita terpaksa harus menjadikan Alya kekasih rahasianya karena perjanjiannya dengan sang oma. Alyapun tak dapat menolak karena hutang budinya pada keluarga langit. Keduanya yang terpaksa menjalani hubungan tanpa cinta membuat banyak masalah muncul. Tak hanya dari mereka berdua, masalah juga datang dari pihak luar. Ada Dyana, model yang merupakan kekasih langit yang selalu siap dengan rencana liciknya untuk menyingkirkan Alya. Ada juga Revan Anggara, dokter muda yang sejak SMU menaruh hati pada Alya tak mau membiarkan Alya tersiksa hidup bersama pria brengsek seperti Langit. Juga Aline, ibu kandung langit yang sangat membenci orang miskin seperti Alya. Seiring berjalannya waktu, benih cinta tumbuh diantara keduanya. Alya dan Langit yang awalnya saling membenci berubah jadi saling cinta. Disaat mereka mulai meyakinkan diri untuk bersatu. Tiba-tiba muncul Alana, wanita dari masa lalu Langit.Wanita yang pernah menggores luka yang teramat dalam pada hati pria nyaris sempurna itu. Alana datang menjanjikan cinta yang dulu begitu diharapkan Langit darinya. Kemunculannya membuat hubungan langit dan Alya kembali rumit. Alya kembali meragukan cinta Langit untuknya sedangkan Langit bingung memilih antara Alya dan Alana, kedua wanita yang punya arti penting dalam hidupnya.