Eddsworld Cats Novels & Stories

It'd be better than Nadia punting the wretched thing across a room. "She," Eduardo corrected, letting out a sigh. He placed his hands on his hips and looked around at the empty room, "I guess she could stay down here, just for now." He left, returning a few minutes later, cradling a giant ball of fluff — a calico with large green eyes and a bent tail. "This is Prissy," he announced as he placed her on the floor in front of Jade.

"My, my, my why did you have to leave me. I thought we were happy." Eden felt anger at his delusion. She couldn't tell if he was serious or joking, but she decided to talk. "You sick son of a bitch, you put me through hell. You murdered a person." "Honey, all of that was for you. I was going to teach you how to be happy with me. Like you know how they do it with cats. They slowly get closer to them, let me get used to the smell, act like they're not a threat and give them food and love and then they eventually start loving you back. You could have been my little kitten," said Carter. "You know what, you will be my little Kitten. I'm coming to get you sweet little kitty."

“Did I? Well, it is what it is since you are only human. Our strength and mana varies visibly. What’s there to further differentiate?” “I almost killed you that night if not for the beast!” “I am like a cat. I have many lives.” “What?” Yushiro messed up his face. “Cats have one life.” “In the other world, they say cats has nine lives. They say phrases you can’t you can’t understand at all. I’m still trying to figure them out.” “Why are you even catching their phrases? You sound ridiculous.” “I’ve been planning to stay there. They have powders that sounds like they explode inside your mouth. They are sweet sharp powders.”

“They are hegeduns. This is what we call an organization of elevenders who rule the world and want to enslave people. " Ele ... what? She had never heard those two terms before; it sounded suspiciously like science fiction to her ears. "And you and I, we are also Elevender, human beings who are born with a gift." Cat couldn't believe her hearing and she felt a little dizzy. Her whole life, her worldview got mixed up before she even made up her mind to believe any of the crap. Something inside of her was screaming that she urgently needed to know more. She just had to know everything ... if that would explain what had always been going on inside her. Explaining all the mysteries that had happ

a rattling, desperate sound, like it hadn't purred in a long time. Cressida smiled. She picked up the cat and cradled it against her chest. The cat curled into her, buried its face in the collar of her uniform, and kept purring. "Hey," Cressida whispered. "You're okay. You're safe now." I stood frozen. She looked up at me. Her dark eyes were shining. "It's just a cat," she said, like she was daring me to argue. "It's illegal." "I know." "The council will..."