Edgar Haircut Funny Novels & Stories

*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

Rhiannon Ashwood, a wolfless orphan in the Crescent Moon Pack, endures a secret six-month affair with future Alpha Darius Nightshade, filled with passionate promises of forever. But on her 18th birthday, when their mate bond snaps into place, Darius publicly rejects and humiliates her to protect his status, driving her into the deadly Forbidden Forest. Pregnant and broken, Rhiannon awakens her hidden Chimera heritage—an ancient, shape-shifting power that makes her far stronger than any wolf. Over five years, she builds the elite mercenary group Silver Claws, raises her son Soren (Darius's secret child), and becomes a legendary force feared across territories.When Darius's pack faces annihilation from a rogue-vampire army led by the Blood King, he desperately hires the Silver Claws—only to discover Rhiannon as their leader. As they clash in battles and alliances, old wounds reopen: Darius grapples with regret and fatherhood, while Rhiannon wrestles with lingering feelings amid jealousy from suitors like her second-in-command Cade. Twists reveal deeper conspiracies, including Rhiannon's prophetic role in an ancient war, family betrayals, and Soren's emerging hybrid powers. Through epic fights, forced proximities sparking heated reconciliations, and moral dilemmas, Rhiannon must decide if vengeance or forgiveness will define her future—culminating in a high-stakes climax where love, power, and redemption collide to unite or destroy the packs forever.

Zoya Bipasha Vijayalakshmi, daughter of a tycoon named Narendra Prasadh. After graduating from college in Boston, her father sent her to Dharavi, the largest slum area in the world for tough life training in expecting that Zoya could become a caring, compassionate, and strong-willed leader. But she is falling in love with a poor who sell food named Praveen in Dharavi. Praveen Jayachandran, a poor young man. From the village he dreamed of becoming a famous Bollywood star, but fate brought him to Dharavi to become a street vendor selling Idli. Will Zoya be able to complete her father's challenge with the harsh life in Dharavi? Or she even get into trouble for falling in love with a man from a lower caste? Can their love survived in the midst of her fake identity?

A young guy keeps getting into trouble in very funny and unfortunate ways. He wrecked havocs on people too, mistakenly. He hallucinated and had great fantasies about people to brighten up his hearers. Afterwards, he came back to his mundane reality.

Mature Audience Only (18+)Welcome to Wet Dreams: The Ultimate Steamy Short Stories Collection — a scorching hot anthology of short, addictive erotic tales filled with raw desire, forbidden encounters, and intense passion.From a heartbroken woman finding mind-blowing pleasure with a mysterious hotel stranger, to a speeding driver getting deliciously punished by a dominant cop on the side of the road, and a tenant who pays her powerful landlord in the most sinful way — each story delivers unfiltered heat and toe-curling satisfaction.Steamy, dominant, possessive, and extremely explicit, these quick reads explore dominance, submission, power play, and sizzling one-night stands that will leave you breathless and craving more.If you love filthy, no-holds-barred erotica with strong chemistry and unforgettable nights, this collection is your ultimate escape.Warning: This book contains highly explicit sexual content, graphic language, and mature themes including dominance, submission, and taboo elements. Intended for mature audiences 18+ only.Tags: Steamy, Dominant, Badboy, Possessive, Affair, Erotica, One Night Stand

Edgar is an alpha trapped by the demands of his father, Kingston, a powerful businessman who seeks more control over his power and business. When Edgar meets James, a young omega and talented doctor, their fates intertwine through an unexpected encounter. However, their love faces numerous obstacles, especially after Kingston plans to arrange Edgar's marriage to Dima, the son of a prominent businessman in Moscow, to expand his influence. After James leaves Edgar, now going by the name Harley, his life becomes increasingly complicated when he know that he is pregnant with Edgar's child. Along with Jonathan, his friend who secretly loves him, they try to protect this secret and stay away from Edgar's search. However, when James gives birth in a remote village, his identity is revealed, triggering a conflict between Edgar and Jonathan. The failed marriage between Edgar and Dima creates even greater tension. Dima's obsession with Edgar grows, and his desire to destroy Harley becomes the backdrop for the impending tragedy. In an effort to protect Harley, Jonathan loses his life, leaving Harley in even greater danger. Meanwhile, Kingston feels the effects of betrayal and death. His downfall leads Edgar to seek freedom from his father's grasp. With Kingston's power waning, Edgar fights to find Harley. Ultimately, while attending his father's funeral, Edgar and Harley meet again at a place full of memories. In this emotional moment, they realize that their love will never fade. With newfound determination, they choose to be together, overcoming the past and striving for a future filled with hope and love, despite the shadows of tragedy that have forever changed their lives.

After another one of Winifred Clayton's dramatic suicide threats, Edgar Snider secretly starts a relationship with her behind my back under one condition—I can never find out about it. He says, "I can be with you, but Wanda is everything to me. Whatever happens between us, she can never know." Winifred pretends to agree. Then, she sends me a video of her and Edgar living together, my son included. "No matter what happens, Edgar will never leave me. So stop deluding yourself—you were never a match for me." What she doesn't know is that I never plan to compete. In just one month, I'll be on a flight to Avernia, gone from Edgar's life for good.

Jeanne Blanchard’s world shatters after the loss of her first child. As grief consumes her, so does the growing distance between her and her husband, Edgar De Villiers. Once loving and devoted, Edgar now barely acknowledges her, and the weight of blame from those around her becomes unbearable. On their fifth anniversary, when Edgar doesn’t even show up, Jeanne knows—his love is gone. Then, by chance, she meets Hector Éclair. Charming, attentive, and everything Edgar no longer is, Hector becomes the light in Jeanne’s darkness. With him, she rediscovers warmth, passion, and the love she craves. When she learns she is pregnant, she leaves Edgar behind—only for him to realize, too late, what he has lost. But Jeanne’s new beginning comes with a dangerous twist. The man who healed her heart is not just any man—he’s a ruthless mafia lord. And while Edgar, a dedicated policeman, may have failed her in love, he will not fail in his duty. Now, Jeanne is caught between two powerful men—one who let her slip away, and one who may never let her go.

It's nighttime, and I'm on the toilet with my phone. I fire up Battleborn Arena, ready to grind a few ranked matches. But an unknown number flashes on-screen and cuts me off. Annoyed, I decline the call, and a WhatsApp message pops up immediately. "Run! Edgar just snapped. He's going to kill us all!" My hands tremble. Edgar Maguire… Isn't he already dead?