Edward Cullen Funny Novels & Stories

"What is so funny?" "Oh, nothing," Edward said as his chuckle subsided. "I was just telling her the story of how I fell down the pool from the second floor balcony when I was a kid and snot came out of my nose from the impact." "Yeah, I think that was me." Gray stood up and headed towards the head of the bed.

Finally finding his voice, Edward laughed, loud and in mockery. “I flaunt my family’s wealth,” he said. “What do you flaunt? That dress from the Stone Age?” The hall erupted with laughter again. "Or a shoe begging for mercy?" Edward added, and the girl raised the worn out shoe for everyone to see. The crowd burst into louder laughter. "Or a family that stink of poverty," he said again, and the crowd cheered him on. Lucille raised her brows, then scoffed loudly. "You’re right, Edward Jones," she said, walking closer to him until her face was just inches away from his.

"He didn't know anything. He's just some dumb kid, who took a random fare, and second, we're not hurting some dumb kid." "Unbelievable," Harry spits. "You-" There's a knock at the door, and the boy from the traffic cam comes in. "Hey- oh, hi." "You didn't run," Calvin huffs. "You came back." "Yeah, I-uh-I thought— You want me to leave?" the boy says slowly. Edward rolls his eyes. "These millennials are f*cking idiots." "You're a millennial, Ed," Victor says. "Shut your mouth," Edward hisses with feigned indignation. "Dead skin cells are coming out of your mouth."

If he touches me now, I will cum. “Hahahaaa!...oh god…Haha…Natalia…your reactions are so adorable!” Edward threw his head back laughing out loud. His face turned a bit red and he seemed to be enjoying himself like a child. Perhaps under other circumstances I would have be compelled to think he looked a bit cute…but not right now.

"What’s so funny, Boss?" Edward turned his eyes toward Victor, his gaze sharp and glinting with malice. "You know what’s funny, Victor?" He leaned back in his seat, eyes still sparkling with amusement. "The Sien clan. Those idiots actually think they can play with me. They believe they’re a challenge, that their little show at the port means anything." He let out another dark laugh, shaking his head. "Pathetic." Victor remained quiet, waiting for Edward to elaborate. He could feel the intensity of the moment building, the storm that was about to break. Edward never found anything funny unless it was about someone else’s impending doom.

His smile still looked so innocent as if he was telling a joke. Yadon took a deep breath. Here came another lunatic. “When are you going back?” It would be better for a lunatic like Edward not to stay in Sea City. Sea City was not short of lunatics. “Mr. Caballero, are you trying to chase me away?” Edward’s eyes instantly became red. Yadon wanted to slap this bastard. He could really act. “You should apply to become an actor in a film company. You will win the Oscar award next year!”

' Wow, make a wish, dude, you'll do good as old MacDonald. An hour later, we were grooming some horses as he laughed while I explained one of my epic animal prank back in high school. Edward is a really nice guy, very nice one. His life was simple, too good to be true. He was ash blonde like his mother, with his father's deep hazel eyes and board chest. His height was freaking over, like a tree. '…he had no idea I had secretly trained the horse to kick at the word "giddyap!" So, he got on the horse after snapping at the poor girl and then said the word. The next thing he knew, he was flying across the field and landing in a pile of horse poop…'

Nо оnе еvеr ѕhооk that kіnd оf lаbеl. “He does have thаt sexy Edwаrd Cullеn vіbе аbоut him, wоndеr іf hе bіtеѕ? I hоре ѕо.” He сhuсklеd. I turned tо see his face was lіt uр in аmuѕеmеnt аѕ hе соntіnuеd mіndlеѕѕlу ѕtаrіng at the Edwаrd wannabe. He lісkеd hіѕ lірѕ lіkе hе was іmаgіnіng thе vеrу thоught. I соuldn’t help but wоndеr if he’d be thе оnе doing the biting.

For the first time since Ethan's accident, everyone sat down together. The conversation came easily. Max shared funny stories from work. Mr. Edward laughed so hard he nearly spilled his drink. Even Ethan found himself laughing until he held his side. Max immediately noticed. "Too much?" "A little." "See? That's why you don't laugh at my jokes." "They're actually funny." "I know." Mira rolled her eyes. "Don't encourage him." "It's too late," Mr. Edward said. "His confidence has always been impossible to manage." The table erupted in laughter.

I didn’t even pick offence, I had just assumed he was a very quiet person who loved his privacy and only spoke when necessary. “It’s okay, there’s absolutely no offence picked. Let’s just say, I understand you in a way. Anyways, you gave me pancakes, there’s absolutely no reason to be angry with you if you give me food.” I smiled and Edward chuckled. That was when Ella came closer to him, curious as to why he was chuckling. She was really obsessed with him in a good way. And it was really cute to watch as he laughed at her face and refused to answer to why he had been laughing. I was tempted to tell her but a evil part of me enjoyed watching her pouting after her partner. Besides, she looked