Edward Cullen Funny Novels & Stories

replied Evelyn, crossing her arms over her chest, getting annoyed with Edward's strange question. "But--" "Oh come on, Edward. Stop asking and tell me, what would you like to order?" Evelyn asked interrupting Edward's words. Seeing the woman in front of him upset, Edward chuckled. It was rare for Edward to laugh in front of anyone except his mother, even the inhabitants of the Draciana world had never seen Edward laugh. "No, I don't want any messages," he replied casually. "Then, what do you want?" "Working," Edward answered quickly, his face returning to its original level.

“Sorry, I just realized that I want a hot coffee. Can you make one for me, please?” She rolled her eyes as she started walking towards the door. “I hope you burn in hell.” I heard her mumbled. “Did you just say something, nerdy?” “H-Huh? No, I didn’t say anything, your highness!” she said, then she ran outside. I laughed as soon as she left. That woman is really funny. “Mr. Furlord.” Edward suddenly came in. I immediately erased the smile on my face. “What is it, Edward?”

Third person POV After some moment he chuckled "You think you can run from me just like that?" Cillian chuckled as he stood up and wear a boxer in a drawer, he pick up his phone and made a call "Hello Edward" "Yes sir" "Find anything and everything that is there to find about Emma" "You mean Emma Martinez" "Martinez?, is that her surname?" "You don't even know the lastname of your sister-in-law" chuckled "Thanks for the joke now Edward, but I'm not in that kind of mood right now"

"Still not convinced? You really want to compare? If that's the case, I can't back down. This concerns my reputation as Shandor’s Ultimate Top! If I retreat now, how will I ever find 'little cuties' to play with in the future?" He then snapped his eyes toward Mike. "Right, Mr. Jones?" Mike: "...?!!" Rex collapsed in laughter on the steps, letting out a roar of uninhibited mirth. The gunmen’s heads and shoulders began to shake uncontrollably. Mike’s handsome, refined face froze for ten seconds as if his brain had crashed. He whispered in flustered annoyance, "Mr. Lawrence, stop using me as the butt of your jokes!" Edward looked at him with utter sincerity. "I'm being serious. You *are* very c

Cullen lied and was stuttering. ‘Wake up, Cullen Lee. She is not your type. She is not pretty and her style is so outdated. What kind of girl will wear a big shirt and jogging pants?! Ugh, so disgusting!’ Cullen thought while wiping his top with a tissue as it was wet when he splashed the water from his mouth unintentionally.

I asked as I grabbed a plate smelling the intoxicating scent of the food "Oh my god, thank you so much Edward." "Of course girls, this was my favorite in college when I'd get the munchies." Edward stated in his usual formal voice We all looked at each other before bursting out laughing causing Edward to give us a confused look. "I'm sorry Edward but I told you that it just sounds funny to hear you make weed references." Skylar laughed "I can still take this meal back inside for myself." Edward teased "Please no." Ally stated looking genuinely worried "I'm kidding girls, I have my own inside. Enjoy yourselves." He smiled before returning inside as he all said thank you once again

"It's nice to see you under... well, slightly less chaotic circumstances." A small laugh escaped me. "I'm afraid I wasn't exactly paying attention earlier." "You had bigger priorities," he said with an understanding nod. "If my father had been rushed to the hospital, I probably would've run me over too." Dad chuckled. Zane let out a quiet laugh from where he stood by the window. Dad shook his head affectionately. "This is Edward Collins." Edward grimaced playfully. "Technically, yes. But please don't call me Edward” He leaned in slightly with a conspiratorial grin. "You can call me Eddy, much cuter don't you think?”

He winked one of his eyes and Ellen beamed at him as her retort. “Thank you, Mr. Edward. I am glad to become your team member!” Edward nodded his head. "We head to Ruth and her team building and give them the samples to be analyzed." Edward entered the front yard garden at his grandparent’s house. He stopped his steps as his eyes captured a figure of a sturdy, muscular tall man with his brunette hair sitting on the porch. Curtis Falcon, Edward’s stepbrother, was enjoying his coffee and a white cigarette at the time Edward approached.

Good thing it is genetic and not contagious, because if the latter is the case, then Mary would have long been infected. Either way, it seems like Laura’s mood has gotten better as her face cleared up, stopped rubbing her eyes, allowing her bright blue eyes to be illuminated by the pale moonlight passing through the windows. It’s beautiful. Even more than his father’s. Also, another thing to note is that she told me I’m funny, and that is an achievement of mine for she is the first one to do so. Although I am at a loss of her basis for telling it. “Hm? Why is that? I just told you what I know about your father, Didn’t I?” I asked while tickling her sides, prompting an intensified chuckling f

“Not my favorite things.” “Perhaps one of them will need an emergency tourniquet,” said Edward in his deep voice, clearly making an attempt at a joke. “You’re getting quite good with those.” Chuckling, she shook her head. “One can hope.” It would be nice if keeping the girls amused weren’t too awful or boring. Not that she wanted anyone to start bleeding. That was more excitement than she needed. * * *