Edward Cullen Funny Novels & Stories

"I mean I did cross paths with Marilyn Monroe briefly but-" "Edward Cullen if the next words out of your mouth are not about you hooking up with the literal sex icon of the century, I will personally deliver you to Jesus." I cut him off and held my hand up. "I won't even be mad, maybe a little jealous, but never mad." "No, I did not hook up with the sex icon on the century." He chuckled. "That's a damn shame." I laughed as I looked around the lot, somehow I hadn't even noticed it had completely emptied out while we were joking and chatting on the trunk of his silver volvo. "Oh! Should we go? I do have homework because apparently the universe hates me."