Edward Cullen Funny Novels & Stories

he muttered. Edward laughed softly and then clapped Caleb on the shoulder. “I’d say you just scored some points with the lass. I’m sure we’d all understand if you chose to excuse yourself for a time.” Laughter rose from the assembled warriors and Caleb scowled even harder. Then he punched Edward directly in the gut, satisfied when his brother let out a pained grunt. “What the hell was that for?” Edward demanded. “Payment for the time you did the same to me when I needled you about your wife.”

He will not just kill him instead, he will give him the most painful death possible! “That slut!” Edward laughed like a man who lost his sanity. His bone cradling laughter echoed back and forth through the interrogation room. Kyle was now sure he was talking to a lunatic this whole time. “Halton has done a fine job bringing you here or rather trapping you here,” Kyle ridiculed.

I'm fucking evil. "What's with the smile?" Edward asked. I looked at him immediately. He lay in between my spreaded legs, resting his head on my chest. I quickly minimize and entered another app. He gasp. "He's watching p**n" he whispered. Asshole. I noticed I had taken it to video player and the last video I watched was p**n. "This is not the time to get erect" Ethan rolled his eyes. "Lets have fun tonight, bring some bitches over" Caleb said, lighting a cigar. Edward got off me and moved towards him, kissing him, dragging the smoke from his mouth. Caleb chuckles. Edward likes that every time.

he said between laughs. "I mean, long stares. Like in those movies where the boy and girl stare at each other for like a whole minute, and next thing you know, bam! They're in love by the next two scenes." I could not help betraying a smile at that. "I don't think we need to worry about that. The only person staring ever worked for is Edward Cullen." "Well...but yeah, that's true," he admitted, making us chuckle. "But still, better to be safe than sorry. If Edward Cullen could make it work, we just might too."

Payne did not forget to say, "I will be back in about two hours." It meant that the two of them could completely pass the two people world. Edward's handsome face was slightly red. In front of the elders, he was still a little shy. As soon as Mrs. Payne left, Brielle heard someone laugh. Edward said, "Why are you laughing!" "Looks like cute can be inherited. You must have inherited your mother's cute personality!" Edward smiled and spoke. Brielle still felt good in her heart. She pursed her lips and said, "It seems that you are a real catch in the love market!"

"It could have gone much more better I know. But what can you say, I am very strange." "Very strange," Edward blurted out and then immediately cussed inwardly at himself for spitting his thoughts out. His uncle reaction though wasn't one that he had expected. "Nice one," his uncle said as he bellowed out in laughter, holding his sides as he bent down. He then stood up and wiped his eyes before saying, "the funny part about that is that it is very very true." "Yeah," Edward said with a groan. He dug his hands into his coat pocket and brought out his pocket watch and stared at the ticking hand. He had to go home soon. If only he had known his visit would end like this, he would not have even c

Nathan’s voice wavered between disbelief and a sort of cautious hope. Edward chuckled, a sound that seemed both nostalgic and regretful. “Died is a strong word, my boy. I’m here, aren’t I?” “What are you talking about?” Nathan pressed, his eyes narrowing. “Look, if this is some sort of prank, it’s not funny.” “It’s not a prank,” Edward said. “It’s quite real. I’m your uncle.” My mind was racing. Edward’s Gulch, a steep ravine not far from here, was named after this man who had supposedly met a tragic end there years ago. And yet, here he was, standing in the Council building as though he had just returned from a long vacation.

He was young and he seemed to have a successful career. “Your legs… They recovered?” Cullen asked, his voice thick with disbelief. Yulene nodded and answered, “Yeah. What brings you here today?” Cullen replied with a smile, “I’m here to entertain my client. We just parted ways not long ago. Since we have not seen each other in so long, would you care to join me for a cup of tea?” “Let's do it some other time. I have something else to do tonight.” Cullen was Yulene’s coursemate. In college, Cullen used to be a famous person who had excelled in every aspect.

said madam Collen with a smirk . " I am surprised too . Maybe she is trying to repeat my words . " said Edward . " Why would I...... ? " said Claire . " Because I am perfect . Girls do that all the time . " said Edward with a troubled expression . " Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror ? " said Claire . " I have and I look extremely handsome . " said Edward with a smirk . " I think you should take a look at your ugly soul beneath your handsome face . " said Claire annoyed .

"You haven't ordered yet?" Cyrus was his actual cousin. While Edward was off dominating the business sector, he was conquering the entertainment business. As soon as he had signed a contract with D-Fronts Media, he was off making history. "There's no hurry." Cyrus didn't even flip through his menu as he tilted his head. "Tell me, how are you getting along with your wife?" Edward frowned when it came to Ellena. "It's going all right," He said, not bothering to say anything more.