The Haunted Vibrator
Hearing Wanda’s confession, the soul in the lantern started to talk.
“What do you want from me?”
Smiling, Wanda let the insanity gleam in her eyes.
“Oh, I want many things. Your body is a very good fertiliser for my flowers and trees. It’s the best we’ve seen in a century, so I’m afraid I can’t give that back. However, I have something even better for you. I have a doll that you might have heard about when you signed up for the NNN Challenge. That new android love doll is a modern voodoo doll meant to stimulate sexual arousal in our tentacle workers for better work efficiency. However, I want to make one without any curses for you.”