Eraserhead X Ms Joke

"Ms. A paano ba patindigin ang balahibo ng babae? Anong dapat kong gawin?" "Search mo" sagot ko "Ms. A paano ba simulan ang s*x?" "Hulaan mo" sagot ko "Ms. A paano mag f*nger? Yung mapapapikit sa sarap yung babae?" "Ip*sok mo buong kamay mo" sagot ko "Ms. A ito na ang final performance ko" "Ede maganda" "Miss A! Miss A!" Mahal na ata kita Kylus, pero nakatali ka na sa ibang babae kaya wala akong magagawa. Isa lang naman akong s e x t u t o r para sayo

Do good to all people and Be merciful that's my daddy words.One night my bestfriend invited me to hangout, I'll go. I do secured the area first, I know we're safe then, pero hindi pala lahat maproprotektahan mo. Tatlong sunod-sunod na putok ng baril ang siyang nagpakaba saakin mabilis ang mga kilos ko ng bumagsak ang kaibigan ko nilibot ng mga mata ko kong saakin galing ang putok nayukom ko ang kamay ko. It cant be, I do love my job because I trained it, I wanna all perfect but I was wrong.Tumulong ang mga luha ko nong ngumite siya saakin at may hiniling and I said Yes!Akala ko okey lang pero nagkamali ako, pinasok ko ang buhay na malayo sa profession ko at tanggapin ang pabor ng kaibigan ko kasabay ng alok ng lalaking siya rin ang dahilan kong bakit andito ako ngayon. Kailan kaya ako makakalaya sakaniya? Kailan kaya ako mabubuhay ng normal katulad ng dati? Kailan ko masasabi sa taong mahal ko simula noon kong siya ang dahilan ng paghihirap ko ngayon.

Seorang wanita dari keluarga sederhana bernama Zetta akhirnya menyusun rencana balas dendam atas kematian sang kekasih. Dengan menggunakan nama samaran—Rosella, ia bekerja sebagai tutor les sekaligus pengasuh untuk ketiga putra pria kaya raya, penuh pesona juga sensual, dan pekerja keras tetapi kesepian—yang menerima organ kekasihnya, yakni Rex Alba. Namun, perjalanan Rosella untuk balas dendam penuh dengan liku. Ia secara tidak sengaja menghabiskan malam bersama Rex setelah keduanya tanpa sadar menegak minuman memabukkan.

When Ava Harrison hide behind the wooden drink cart, she never expects to hear her world unravel word by word. Married for three years to Marcus Moretti, the cold but captivating heir to an international luxury conglomerate, Ava has sacrificed everything, her dreams, her dignity, even her health—to love and support him. But the man she trusted has been lying. And worse? He's been doing it with her sister, Sophia. With a positive pregnancy test clutched in one hand and her dignity in the other, Ava walks away from the man who never truly saw her. But the world won't let her go easily. Not when she's carrying the Moretti twins heir. Ava disappears, not just from Marcus's world but from everything she's known. She changes her identity, finds unlikely allies—including a mysterious masked man with a dark past—and begins a quiet life in Canada. But Marcus refuses to let her go. As he unravels the truth—that Ava was the one who saved his life years ago, not Sophia—he spirals into guilt and obsession. But Ava is no longer the naïve girl who cried in silence. She's determined to protect her unborn children at all costs. And when fate forces her to cross paths with Marcus again, both are pulled into a storm of regret, revenge, and revelations that will tear their world apart. Love, betrayal, and the strength to rebuild— This is a rollercoaster of emotions, laced with secrets, seduction, and the quiet resilience of a woman who finally chooses herself.

Limang taon na ang lumipas nang durugin ni Elly Panganiban ang puso ni Carl Montesantos at lisanin ang billionaire world nito. Ginawa niya ito upang protektahan si Carl, kapalit ng isang lihim: ang kanilang kambal na anak, sina Liam at Lia—ang lihim na bunga ng pag-ibig na kailangan niyang itanggi. Ngayon, napilitan si Elly na magtrabaho sa Montesantos Holdings, ang imperyo ng kanyang Billionaire Ex na si Carl. Ang pag-ibig ay napalitan ng matinding pagkamuhi at paghihiganti. Araw-araw, sinisiguro ni Carl na maramdaman ni Elly ang pait ng pag-iwan, tinatawag siyang "walang-kwenta" at "basura" sa trabaho. Mas lumala ang sitwasyon sa presensya ni Sharon Montemayor, ang fiancée ni Carl, at ni Theo Ramos, na nagpaalab ng selos sa Bilyonaryo. Sa gitna ng tensyon, nagbigay ng walang-awang kasinungalingan si Elly: "patay na" ang ama ng kambal. Ngunit ang lahat ng galit at paghihiganti ni Carl ay guguho sa isang iglap! Sa Lobby ng kumpanya, nakita ni Carl ang kanyang anak na si Liam. Ang bata, na eksaktong kopya niya at may matatalim na asul na mata, ay sumigaw ng katotohanan: Siya ang ama! Hindi siya namatay! Dinoble ang kanyang pamilya! Ang mga mata ni Carl ay biglang nagbago, mula sa poot tungo sa pag-angkin at walang-sawang possessiveness! Simula na ng giyera! Paano itatago ni Elly ang lihim kung ang Bilyonaryong Ex, na ngayo'y nag-aapoy sa galit, ay handa nang angkinin ang kanyang dugo at lahi?!

« Tu es encore là ?» « J'en ai encore besoin.» « Il peut quand même venir se la prendre tout seul sa drogue.» Troian Beliwill x Zayn Malik ©Copyright [chapitres courts!]

'I really don't like repeating myself Ms Senchez' he saying glaring. 'I also don't like having a one sided conversation with myself' Suddenly I felt like crawling in a and not coming out. Zoe has always been a goody two shoes and a perfectionist,but little did she know that her world would be turned upside down when she entered Chance Melendez office for a job interview. Chance Melendez is the most feared man in the country being that he was ruthless when it came to the business world and that he was the leader of the most feared gang in the world. He is also known to be very cold in that he never let's himself to be attached to anyone. Join the roller-coaster ride of Chance and Zoe. As Zoe tries to melt the beast heart but will she reach a breaking point and quit? and will Chance be able to protect what's his from his enemies?

Mira Nova Norville, an amazing heart surgeon was heading to a great life, new life and opportunities. Her excitement on the roof but all of that shattered when a rouge attack back fired, killing multiple human, and almost killing her. But save by an Alpha, a king. Kade Vance Ford, whose mate Mira was. Unfortunately, to a man who rejected the idea of a mate. But his responsibilities to him pack made him do something he would have never done. Now half dead, she was taken to the Kingdom Burak against her will and thrown to the life she knew nothing about. However, Kade's past life come back to haunt him, now having a new target, the Kingdom's queen Mira. Will Mira be able to live this life with a man who hated her existence?. Will she discover who she really is? Or survive whatever that was coming for her and only her this time?

Sometimes we wish that our dreams would become reality or our reality will become nothing but a dream. But for Ian Green he wishes for nothing but a normal life, however a normal life is just not for him.

Tidak menarik, tidak punya pengalaman percintaan, miskin; adalah tiga hal yang menggambarkan seorang Kanaya. Tidak punya pekerjaan tetap dan tidak mampu membayar kos membuat Kanaya berada dalam kondisi genting. Nasib Kanaya yang sudah pasrah dan hampir putus asa berubah drastis dalam hitungan jam karena seekor kucing. Semua itu terjadi karena dia bertemu dengan seorang pria tampan nan menyebalkan yang membutuhkan bantuan Kanaya untuk merawat majikannya yang manja dan berkaki empat… alias seekor kucing! Seekor kucing juga akhirnya membuat Kanaya dekat dengan seorang pattisier ganteng dan baik hati. Lalu bagaimanakah ritme hidup Kanaya setelah berbagai hal tak terduga terjadi dalam hidupnya? Apakah hidupnya masih tetap sesuram sebelum dia mengenal dua pria yang sangat bertolak belakang itu?