Eraserhead X Ms Joke Novels & Stories

“Headache?” “Migraine,” I admitted, leaning back. “Andie discovered that tapping my pen on the desk makes the funniest sound in the world. Every squeal felt like it drilled straight into my skull. She didn’t want me to stop.” Sav burst into laughter, then immediately clapped a hand over her mouth, glancing guiltily at the sleeping twins. “Shit. We cannot wake them.” “If we do, we’re doomed,” I agreed, smiling despite the pounding in my temples.

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

She mentioned after her explanation. Causing a light but loud laughter coming through from Missy as she bursted into a laugh just listening, her fork slipping out of her hand and falling down to the bowl. “That must be why you took long before coming. Dang Thea, that is some revenge on his ugly ass. He is going to spend some hours cleaning those sardines off his vent and bleach off his sunroof, then after would he get in after making he has gotten rid of the dirt and smell to drive his sweet new baby back home only for the baby to be asleep and never waking up. Oh gosh, I can’t- I’m gonna die of laughter.” Missy laughed harder than before, her best friend joining her in the laughter.

It was so sudden and unexpected, and a few gullible folks spilled their drinks in response to the urgency. “Sorry for the interruption. We had some little details to take care of!” Vegas said with a chuckle “You know how these things go” He finished and the whole room erupted into a laughter. “Bloody Mafias” I thought, giving credit to the joke Vegas had made. It was a funny one, you know.

Fearing the consequences should she keep silence and not answer the question thrown at her, Ara shakes her head negatively, while still gawking at Eros. Eros’s brow knots in confusion. “If you are not in pain, then why do you stare at me like I have grown another head?” He jokes, intending to put a smile on the anxious face before him. But his joke falls flat on the blonde in his arms, like pouring water on a stone. Ara doesn’t crack a smile, didn’t even receive the joke, but answers his question all the same. “Y–your eyes,” she points, her voice tiny.

To each man his own—just keep it behind closed doors. Eric rolled his eyes toward the ceiling and shook his head. “No, I didn’t really give him tongue. Jeez, dude, do you have any sense of humor at all?” Jace had a hard time figuring out when Eric was being serious and when he was joking. He’d probably do better if he erred on the side of joking. The guy was rarely serious. “I knew you were joking,” Jace said. “Whatever.” “I’m bored. Let’s watch Sed and Jessica’s video again,” Trey said.

"I'm sorry," she sniffed, "I've been doing this all day - bursting into tears. That's why I worked from home. But you're right: why am I so upset by such a complete, stupid, fucking WANKER!" The last word came out loudly and several heads turned to look at us. The affronted look of one woman set us both giggling, despite Erin's tears. "Time to go, you think?" she whispered.

I dropped the bomb. “Damn girl! Aren't you supposed to handle diplomacy? I better stay in alert mode, I say, in case we have to change quickly.” I watch as they both look at me, stunned by what I just told them. Then they look at each other and both start laughing non-stop at the same time. I am infected with their laugh, which, for me, is more of a nervous laugh. Eric says. “Good one, babe. That was a good joke. Now tell us the truth.”

As we drove, we exchanged lighthearted jokes, trying to alleviate the tension that hung in the air. "Remember that time you drank a whole bottle of whiskey with that patient and Dr. Stevens found out?" Jessica asked, a mischievous grin on her face. She knew that was one of the most embarrassing things that had happened to me. I chuckled, shaking my head. "Yeah, I don't even want to think of it" I groaned, recalling the memory. "Why do you live to torture me?" We shared a laugh, the memory lightening the mood, and it felt like the weight on our shoulders had lessened to some extent.

She pouted in realisation. “See. Tiny,” he teased and broke into laughter. She pulled away, pursing her lips. She wasn’t mad though. She found it kinda cute. He was so big and she was tiny. They both would make a cute couple. She stared at him and wondered if this thought had ever crossed his mind. A grin grew on her face as she found herself losing in the waves of his deep sonorous laughter. How someone can have such a burst of amazing laughter? “What’s the joke about?” Shanice set her bag down on the table and asked, interrupting their conversation. Serena sent a smile her way as Shanice took a seat beside Asher.