Eric Cartman Funny Novels & Stories

Paul Henry had to be discharged from the army due to paralysis of his legs, half a year his temper was not very good, so Grandpa Dylan Henry wanted Paul to get married so that he could feel a little happier. Fiona also ran to find Paul because of this news, he said he wanted her to help him get out of here. Without thinking, she agreed. Paul was brought home by Fiona to provide accommodation and meals. Although it is very difficult to earn money to support him, she feels a love that she has never had before. Paul wants to go abroad to treat his feet, before leaving he just leaves her a piece of paper. When Fiona came home from work to find him gone, life became as dark as before meeting him. She was angry and didn't want to talk to him, Paul had to comfort her for a long time before she could forgive him.

Cayden Holstin is the third son of Alpha Liam and Luna Angel. In a family of seven, he’s the only one who hasn’t found his mate besides his underage sister. His oldest brother became the pack’s Alpha, his second oldest brother is their company’s CEO, and Cayd is currently in school to become the CFO. The human university was not exciting and fun like he was hoping, finding it difficult to hide who he is and bored with the females who only wanted casual relationships. Cayden is past ready to find his mate and settle down. Madelyn Cole is a human who was abruptly introduced to the werewolf world when she started dating a man she thought was human. It didn’t take long for him to bring her to his ‘pack’ and then refuse to let her leave. His aggressive, violent ways terrify her, and she tried to leave, but he refused to let her go. One night, in the middle of big party, Madelyn finds her opening and escapes, running as fast as she can When Cayd and the other Guardians realize that humans are being taken into werewolf packs as slaves and omegas against their will, they will have to make a stand, to fight as they always do for those who cannot fight for themselves. Cayd doesn’t care that his mate is a human. He trusts the Moon Goddess to give him the mate that is meant to be his. But Madelyn doesn’t want to live around the violent werewolves. She just wants to be left alone. Can Cayd convince her that he’s not like other wolves while keeping her safe from the one who is hunting her?

Nicole Allen had the most normal life. She procrastinate, she struggles with her daily life and, to mention, always had been the target of her notorious boss, Eric Marsh, to yell at. But every normalcy in her life turned upside down when the world of magic granted her one wish. Nicole is stuck with her pessimistic reality, that was why when she was introduced with fantasy, she made fun of it. And that's where her real struggles come. Will she ever survive, when the real twist of her bland life is more than one turn of a table?

On the morning of her wedding day, Olivia woke up in strangers bed with no recollection of what happened or how she ended up there. All she remembers was arriving at her beautiful bridal shower, everything else from there was an absolute blur. She can't marry Eric without telling him the truth. After all he would notice since she was no longer a virgin. But would he be willing to put it behind them and marry her anyway? What if he doesn't want to marry her anymore after he finds out she cheated on him? What would her father say?

Constant head splitting headaches, random joint pains,. dizziness and lightheadedness. it was symptoms I know just too well. The blue rose illness. The vile disease that robbed me of my mother. And now I think it's coming for my life too. My name is Ivy and I have the blue rose illness. Funny right? I can't believe I have less than thirty days to live. ************ Prince Emiliano "You are sick? Since when?" "I am sorry." "Keep that for later—I will never give you the permission to leave me. You can never leave me. Do you understand Ivy? Don't you dare."

Eliara has always lived at the bottom of the Black Crest Pack. After her stepfather’s death, pack law forced her under the same roof as her two alpha stepbrothers. The future rulers of the Black Crest Pack and billionaire CEOs of the most powerful tech corporation in the region. They strip her of status, turn her into a servant, and remind her daily that she is nothing more than an omega with no protection. When her mother’s mate's bond weakens and illness strikes, Eliara loses the last protection she had. Whatever little status she once held vanishes overnight. What no one knows is that Eliara carries a forbidden secret. A rare healing power her mother warned would get her killed if discovered. The alphas are hiding secrets too. Cursed by the Moon Goddess, they weaken and collapse every full moon, their wolves silent and their throne at risk. When a violent confrontation leaves the alphas dying before their pack, Eliara makes a choice that changes everything. She heals them. The bond snaps. And Eliara learns the truth too late. Her cruel stepbrothers are her destined mates. Before she can escape the consequences of that bond, Alpha Eric Lewis enters the picture. Alpha Eric Lewis, the Alpha General, billionaire, and their greatest enemy steps in with an offer they can’t refuse. To save their throne and erase their debts, the twins are forced to give up the one thing they never wanted but can no longer live without. Eliara is offered as a bride. Rejected by her mates. Married to their enemy. Bound to a man who wants her power and her heart. Now the alphas must chase the omega they broke. Because losing Eliara won’t just destroy them. It will bring their pack to its knees

In my past life, my boyfriend Jared Xanderson's childhood sweetheart, Cindy Smith, pretends to be a rich heiress and fools around recklessly. When I expose her lies, she snaps and rams her car straight into me. As I lie on the brink of death, Jared's older brother, Mark Xanderson, gets down on his knees and begs him to save me. But Jared doesn't even flinch. "That's impossible. Cindy's of noble status—why would she dirty her hands over a nobody like her? Just because she's dating me doesn't mean she can climb above her station. She needs to remember her place." Mark kneels and pleads for three days and three nights, but it's useless. In the end, he's beaten to death by thugs Cindy sends after him. Even as my heart stops beating, Jared is still defending Cindy. He covers up the evidence and refuses to believe she killed someone, even as she destroys his own brother. Now, reborn, I don't waste time begging Jared to visit me. This time, I call my brother, Eric Spencer, first. "Eric, there's a woman out there impersonating me and running wild. Handle it. Also, about the Xanderson family engagement—I'm switching grooms from Jared to his brother, Mark." Over the years, I've poured massive resources into the Xanderson family, but it seems I've only raised a pack of ungrateful snakes. Now I want to see how long Jared and his precious Cindy can stay on their high horse without me!

This story is about the downfall and the rise of a family. If you are looking for a good family drama with a happy ending, this is the book for you. Note: This isn't a romance story. ******* Mr Williams is a very popular pastor in New York City, but his biggest mistakes, is that he always wants to control the life of his family. But not everyone would love to be controlled... Alicia Williams is just as stubborn as her father, she disowned her father due to her hatred for him, and also left his house. She's lucky enough to meet Eric Davis, but little did she know that Eric is much more worse than her father. He is the devil!. Anna williams isn't anything like her sister Alicia. She's more like the obedient child. She does whatever her father orders her to do, abd that lands her in a very abusive relationship. Calrk Williams the unloved son of Mr Williams, wanted nothing but to be loved by his father. In his search for love, he met Ray a married man. Ray didn't only made Clark feel loved but also turned him into a gay. Austin Williams only dream is to be an artist, but his father Mr Williams ordered him to be a doctor instead. Now he has a void inside of him, and the only way he could fill that void was by taking drugs(cocaine). Martha Williams, wife of Mr Williams. Could not do anything to help her kids from their downfall, why? Because she had a secret, a secret she couldn't let out in the open, a secret that her dear husband used in blackmailing and controlling her. *Is okay to make a mistakes, but it's not okay when you don't learn from it️

Nicole Stanton, the richest young woman in the world, showed up low profile at the airport but she was immediately swarmed by reporters.Reporter: “Ms. Stanton, why did your three-year marriage with Mr. Ferguson come to an end?”She smiled and said, “Because I have to inherit my billion-dollar family fortune…”Reporter: “Are the rumors that you’ve been dating a dozen other young men within a month true?”Before the billionaire heiress could speak, an icy voice came from not far away. “No, that’s fake news.”Eric Ferguson stood out in the crowd. “I also have a billion-dollar net worth. Ms. Stanton, why don’t you inherit my family fortune?”

Aleana Rae is the 18 year old daughter of the beta to the Sahara blood moon pack. Aleana had just turned 18 and for 17 years she had avoided being center of attention but for some reason her Alphas son had started to watch her every move being cruel and sometimes cold. What happens when she gets left alone one night at her school formal on the full moon only to find out her mate is none other then Shade Andrews the son of her Alpha Eric Andrews. Will she be able to fix his cold cruel heart or will he end up being her undoing?