She Ditched Her Scumbag Husband After Her Amnesia
He was stumped.
Helma dropped a bombshell: "It's all in your head."
She broke it down, "Remember what I said earlier? I pretend to slam into a wall, act all dizzy and sick to my stomach, and everyone buys into the idea that I've got a concussion."
Turns out, Andor got played by Sacred Grace Private Hospital, thinking he was on death's door.
In truth, he was as fit as a fiddle.
It was a scam so simple, you would think anyone could see right through it.